Well, not really...but techically, I'm paid to say that I do. Thus, I like porn. But even more than porn, I like strawberries. A close friend of mine swears that strawberries are at least the third best thing about being alive behind blowjobs and Harrier jump jets, but I digress.
Are you still pissed about Portrait of a Call Girl winning big at the AVN Awards this past January? Well, hold on to your dicks, assholes, because Graham Travis and Elegant Angel are getting set to repeat the whole shebang with their upcoming super-serious, helvetica-texted sex flick, Wasteland! If my gut feeling is any indication, this movie's going to turn the industry on it's ear in the coming months. But keep in mind, my gut feeling is absolutely no indication of anything, so place your bets accordingly!
Frankly, I was hoping their big movie this year would be a reinvention of the long-lost and well-beloved Slop Shots series, but you can't win them all, I guess.
Um...didn't Lily Labeau used to have arms? Did I make that up?
So, uh, did you just see what I saw? Because I'll admit it, I'm not totally clear on what I just watched. This bold excursion into musical filmmaking courtesy of Chad Alva and Danny Wylde (known collectively as Children), arrived deep within my inbox this morning, and it left me feeling old and sad. Is that what the post-industrial drone of Children does to people? Am I slowly dying now? Am I quickly dying now? What has happened to us all?
Let's dust off our collective memories for just a moment. Remember last January when we got all excited (and thus made you twice as excited), because we had announced that we were teaming up with Lee Roy Myers to make a bitch-ass awesome porno movie called Pink Lips? We had big plans to shoot it, edit it and get it out there for the public to consume through their boners. It would be ready to go in a matter of weeks. I mean, it was in post-production by the end of February.
Today, Elegant Angel (one of our most favorite studios) announced a new line they will be releasing called Best New Starlets. While this may not be a shockingly original concept given porn's tendency to obsess over all things, "new" it's pretty spot on when Elegant Angel does it because...well, it's Elegant Angel.
What up, ya buncha dick-ass tricksta motherfuckers? Enjoying your day? I sure hope so, because I want you to be in the right frame of mind when you feast your eyes upon today's video, starring non other than POPPORN's newest girlfriend (I think, it's hard to keep track anymore), Lily LaBeau!
Last week, BUCKTON and I were out in Los Angeles to shoot our upcoming Official Revenge of the Nerds Parody. It's coming out in April and ended up being one insane shoot. There's really too much that went wrong on set to try and explain, however, for everything that went wrong, there was a mutually rewarding thing that went right to make up for it. While the shoot days were long and pretty grueling, we were able to snap a few sweet photos from set to show to you here. Thankfully, BUCKTON stepped in to describe what's going on in each of these photos because frankly, I was accidentally roofied on set and spent most of the time trying to pick up on inanimate objects. Odd. Nonetheless, this movie is going to be pretty fucking epic and we'll be giving you updates pretty regularly as we go into post-production. And off we go...
A lot of people don't know this, but when you make a movie, you're really supposed to put the trailer together before doing anything else.
As we mentioned earlier this week, we're pretty excited to have partnered up with Lee Roy Myers to begin producing some new adult films in 2011. Shooting begins on our first collaboration, Pink Lips mid-February and we'll be sure to give you behind the scenes photos and updates as they happen. However, we wanted to make sure that we introduced you to our cast.
You might recall that we're dating Lily LaBeau. We secured that arrangement via twitter and sheer will power, however, when we were out in Las Vegas for the 2011 AVN Show, we had the pleasure of actually meeting our love. The internet makes dating pretty darn easy and it seems as tho all one need do is proclaim it and it is so...but it's always nice to have a little face to face time with the girl you're gonna marry.
We shot a wonderful interview with our gal Lily that we'll be posting in the coming days, but this post, well it's not about that interview...
If you know anything about us, it's that we're always working. We've got schemes within schemes and projects that are based on other projects. Hell, we have meetings to discuss our meetings, that's just how hard we're always working. So while you're sitting back collecting big pay checks for whatever it is you call a job, we're being paid minimum wage and spending all of our meager earnings to rent out a 15 x 15 storage garage just to hold our meetings.
Hardcore? Yes we are.
Sure, we've dated a porn star from time to time. Who hasn't? They're exciting, dangerous and usually pretty damn great at family functions. However, they tend to be a little bit...how do we say...untrustworthy. Just take a look at Kimberly Kane. She was our first girlfriend and it ended up here.
Luckily for us, we've found an absolute gem of a gal and her name is Lily LaBeau.
Man, look at Kasey Chase.