Actually, there's no such program. I just made it up. But if there was a television show based on big real-life sex scandals and stuff like that, "Scandals-a-Poppin" would be a pretty good name, wouldn't it? I mean, I guess they already have that show, and it's called TMZ. Of course, TMZ's a pretty stupid name. The name I came up with is much better. They should really think about changing it.