After his soul-full yet understated depiction of "Phil" in the POPPORN helmed, Official The Hangover Parody, unsung adult performer James Deen has finally been recognized with an award from the industry that he so desperately loves.
Sure, it might have taken us 2 1/2 years, 6 rewrites, 3 budget revisions, Mike Quasar's liver and dealing with Dane Cross, but it was all worth it because guess what dicks, Official The Hangover Parody has been nominated for 11 AVN Awards!
So, if you haven't yet found yourself fleeing in terror upon accidentally navigating to POPPORN, you've probably noticed that our very own Brian Bangs and Spock BUCKTON recently made a porno parody of the much-beloved buddy comedy, The Hangover. Everyone figured it would be a funny little throwaway that we'd whack off to a couple times, having a few chortling guffaws and chuckles in the interim, before we'd each put the DVD away, never to consider it again. Much like we did with last year's horribly-overrated Revenge of the Nerds Parody.
But, as things tend to happen, we were wrong. Because XCritic, the leading source for adult cinema analysis and criticism, seemed to enjoy the film, awarding it their prestigious and oft-coveted rank of "Xcritic Pick". Indeed, they seemed to think that the movie was totally awesome. This is, as you must know, quite a feat, as Brian Bangs and Spock BUCKTON are anything but awesome people.
At this point, it's been somewhere around ten years since we first announced that Brian Bangs and Spock BUCKTON would be helming a parody of the popular 2009 comedy, The Hangover. Throughout that time, we've bounced back and forth from greenlit to cancelled, from exuberantly excited to dismally fatigued, from caring to not giving a shit and then back again.
But it's all happening now! And since a minor tidbit of inconsequential news about the mainstream sequel happened to land on the internet today, we'd like to present an all-new video clip, which happens to show you every major plot point (including the ending)!
THIS IS POPPORN'S 2000th NODE! CONGRATULATE YOURSELVES! WE DID IT, PEOPLE!
People. Are you bad-ass enough? Probably not. Chances are, you need someone to keep picking at you and encouraging you to be more bad-ass. That's where the fuckin' instigator comes in. Prepare yourselves, dicks!
There's quite a lot to be said for patience.
First off, patience is stupid. It means you don't get to do what you want to do when you want to do it and that's stupid. Hell, that's the definition of stupid, I think. Secondly, it doesn't get you anywhere. Sure, some asshole decided long ago that patience was a virtue, but again, when you decide something stupid is a virtue aren't you just being stupid?
We wanted to take a moment to let you know that, once again, things are going to get a little quiet around here. You see, we're off to shoot another pornographic film and frankly, MEAT BALL gets a little lazy when left to his own devices in regards to updating the site.
However, who really cares? We're making another porno flick!
Yep, as promised, we've got the worldwide premiere of the Official Hangover Parody teaser trailer now running at full steam. We can't remember exactly when we promised it, but that's not really important.