Sup bitches?!

Hiiiiiiii! So, I still feel like I’m a newborn to porn, there is always something new and exciting that I stumble upon that can still amaze, shock and inspire me. However, one of those things is not anal sex. And that is only because everyone’s been gettin’ it in the butt since I’ve started watching so it's not really new now is it? Anal sex dominates the adult film industry, am I right? I may be wrong, but from what I can see, I'm not.

Cum Dodger : a person, usually a porn actress, trying hard to avoid a facial cum shot.

Too bad she’s a cum dodger.

(We have yet another new writer in our midst folks. And again, this contributor has a vagina. I have to say, that I'm pretty thrilled with all the new female columnists we have in these parts. It was getting a little penis heavy. So please, if you would, welcome Sweet Amesly. She sort of appeared out of nowhere and we're happy to have her! Take it Ames! - Bangs)

I must admit I haven’t been watching porn all that long, or should I say I have not openly been watching porn for that long. I grew up the middle child of a standard American home that never spoke much about sex, and if I even heard the word “sex” I’d blush and feel like I’m going to puke or pass out. Privately, however, I was a horny and sneaky little kid. Luckily for me there was an adult channel that sometimes came through on the 12” television I had in my room. That channel would be mostly static during the day, but magically in the night I would see a girl bouncing all around and moaning. It was never very clear but it was enough for a 12 year old. I would wait until I thought my parents were asleep, turn it on and hump pillows or stuffed animals until I got off.