Yesterday, you may have been surprised to learn that the President of the United States, Barack Obama, gave his support for same-sex marriage. For many of us, this stands as yet another nail in the coffin of bigotry against homosexuals.

If you're one of those folks who thinks that the idea of two men kissing each other or having sex with each other or marrying each other or killing Talibans with each other and stuff like that is gross...well, you're probably not going to want to read the rest of this article. Seriously, feel free to move on. Maybe go look at Zoe Voss or James Deen's blogs or something like that. Because this story's gonna feature some serious gay content. Total graphic butt-fucking and everything.

If that's too much for you, move on. If not, did you hear about the hubbub that director Richard Wolstencroft is getting over the gay porn/horror movie, L.A. Zombie? It's nuts!

We're not entirely huge fans of stereotypes and generalizations around here. Especially when it involves sexual preferences. We've got a pretty tolerant, fair fucks (or "far fucks", if you will) type of attitude towards nearly any sexual practice you can think of. So when we bring you news like this, in which we repeatedly point out how gay those dudes from the Jersey Shore show appear to be, please don't think we mean it in any sort of derogatory way.

Sometimes our best just isn't good enough. Am I right?

Let's say you spend all of your time creating porn that pushes the limits, testing cultural taboos and exploring that great maze of human sexuality looking for the absolute extreme expression of depravity wrapped in a exploratory blanket. It's still not enough. Sure, maybe companies like Evil Angel and their stable of directors push their fair share of buttons with their milk-enemas and gaping butt holes like so many puffy, pink pouting blow fish spitting frothy man-milk, but ultimately, unless you're willing to go to the point of amateur snuff films or work for JM Productions, your content just isn't as extreme as it could be.

Why? Because the homosexuals will always go one step further.