Well fuckaz.... we pulled it off. POPPORN.com managed to throw a weekend of parties that made Mardi Gras look like tea time with your blind grandma. It made the AVN Awards look like a fuckin' Jonas Brothers concert (without all the underage fucking). Fuck - we even had some of the gayest dudes in Philly strutting around with big raging boners! NOW THAT'S HOT!

So, for the first time since our inception, we're taking the day off.

That's right, Friday, June 20th, POPPORN.com shall lie still while the crew drinks uncontrollably for 72 hours straight.

Perhaps you heard, it's our PARTY WITH PORN STARS WEEKEND? We will miss you if you cannot attend, however, know that we don't really mean that!

MWAH!