Jack Napier

THE PENIS MUSEUM - FUN FOR ALL!


Looking for a sensual and freezing cold destination for your next romantic getaway? Why not travel to Iceland, where you can enjoy the world famous penis museum (not the mention round-the-clock Bjork and Sigur Ros concerts)? The penis museum was started back in 1997, and it now boasts a walloping wang collection consisting of 143 penises from 41 different mammals, all kept fresh for the tasting in sexy glass jars, filled with sensual formaldehyde.

VIDEO: THE PORNOGRAPHASMIC PHILADELPHAZATRONIC POPPORNOMATIC EXPERIENCE (MACH TWO)

Stop right there, you motherfuckers! Before you watch this brilliant piece of guerrilla-style, avant-garde, groundbreaking, art-house, porn-laced cinema, you gotta drag your ass back and watch part one!

In part two of THE PORNOGRAPHASMIC PHILADELPHAZATRONIC POPPORNOMATIC EXPERIENCE, Spock and Meat are fed the fuck up with these west coast smut stars and their hifalutin' 'tudes. These fuckers have no goddamn work ethic, as you'll see when Spock and Meat force the big-time stars to ship porno in our warehouse!

NEW THIS WEEK WITH JACK NAPIER: JACK IN THE ASS (VOUYER MEDIA)

Okay, no offense to anybody who we've had on any of our previous videos, and no offense to anybody who's watching our shenanigans week after week, but seriously...if you're not Jack Napier, you ain't fuckin' shit. Jack is a nothing less than king among men, as is evident by his 12-foot penis.

JACK NAPIER'S PENIS IS BIGGER THAN YOURS AND HE'S RICHER THAN YOU! FUCK YOU!

Did we mention that we are having a huge party weekend here in Philadelphia that kicks of, oh, in like 8 hours? Well, sure we have some of the biggest names in porn coming but we also have one of the classiest motherfuckers in porn appearing as well.

None other than the legendary, Jack Napier.

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