Stop right there, you motherfuckers! Before you watch this brilliant piece of guerrilla-style, avant-garde, groundbreaking, art-house, porn-laced cinema, you gotta drag your ass back and watch part one!

In part two of THE PORNOGRAPHASMIC PHILADELPHAZATRONIC POPPORNOMATIC EXPERIENCE, Spock and Meat are fed the fuck up with these west coast smut stars and their hifalutin' 'tudes. These fuckers have no goddamn work ethic, as you'll see when Spock and Meat force the big-time stars to ship porno in our warehouse!

Okay, no offense to anybody who we've had on any of our previous videos, and no offense to anybody who's watching our shenanigans week after week, but seriously...if you're not Jack Napier, you ain't fuckin' shit. Jack is a nothing less than king among men, as is evident by his 12-foot penis.

Did we mention that we are having a huge party weekend here in Philadelphia that kicks of, oh, in like 8 hours? Well, sure we have some of the biggest names in porn coming but we also have one of the classiest motherfuckers in porn appearing as well.

None other than the legendary, Jack Napier.