Part of me can’t believe that it hasn’t been done yet. Part of me remembers that it already sort-of has been done, five years ago or so. Part of me wants to believe that it will be good. But mostly, I just wanna say fuckin’ FUCK YOU to Axel Braun’s new Star Wars XXX: A Porn Parody. Why, when I love Star Wars so much and love watching people fuck so much? Eat shit, that’s why.

So, last night a homosexual friend of mine brought to my attention an article on Esquire's website about the lovely Ms. Taryn Thomas and the war between her version of Jersey Shore and ours. Check it out here - it's a good fuckin' read and you can browse their website for all kinds of awesome new kinds of push-ups that you'll never do, as well as learn about super expensive shaving creams that apparently blow you while you're shaving!!

While it was a helluva article, there were a few comments in there that we at POPPORN just had to take umbrage with so we took the initiative to re-write the damn thing to tell the whole truth.

We shot a little thing called The Official Jersey Shore Parody about a week ago and wouldn't ya know, we've got a trailer already! That's right, a little morsel of this ridiculous film for you to devour, digest and regurgitate in unholy glory. Sure, some folks will say that Jersey Shore didn't need a parody. That it was, in itself, pornographic. To that we say, FUCK YOU!