What, is it fuckin' new contract star month around here or somethin' like that? I mean, what the fuck? I only ask because upon coming into the office the other day, my inbox was ravaged with announcements regarding new contract stars among high-class porno companies! Well, in truth, there were only two such announcements. One from Wicked and one from Digital Playground. But regardless, two announcements in one day...that's a lot, isn't it? Eh?

Okay. What the fuck, people?

Bangs sent me an email a few days ago containing two email addresses. One of them was for up-and-coming porn starlet Katie St. Ives. The other was well-known porn star Marie Luv. Both are great people from what I hear. Both are terribly friendly. Both are goddamn killer performers. Just take a look at Katie's performance in Digital Sin's recent gangbang extravaganza Bang Bang Bang for proof of that. So Bangs wanted an interview.