Let's dust off our collective memories for just a moment. Remember last January when we got all excited (and thus made you twice as excited), because we had announced that we were teaming up with Lee Roy Myers to make a bitch-ass awesome porno movie called Pink Lips? We had big plans to shoot it, edit it and get it out there for the public to consume through their boners. It would be ready to go in a matter of weeks. I mean, it was in post-production by the end of February.

A few things about Katie St. Ives that may or may not be true:

Katie St. Ives has an unreadable (and indecipherable) tattoo on her back. Katie St. Ives owns a chickenshit-encrusted trailer. Katie St. Ives enjoys watching dogs fuck. Katie St. Ives naps every day around 2:00. Katie St. Ives refuses to rap with BUCKTON. Katie St. Ives has killer tits. Seriously killer tits.

A lot of people don't know this, but when you make a movie, you're really supposed to put the trailer together before doing anything else.

If you know anything about us, it's that we're always working. We've got schemes within schemes and projects that are based on other projects. Hell, we have meetings to discuss our meetings, that's just how hard we're always working. So while you're sitting back collecting big pay checks for whatever it is you call a job, we're being paid minimum wage and spending all of our meager earnings to rent out a 15 x 15 storage garage just to hold our meetings.

Hardcore? Yes we are.

Everyone loves a good party. Friends, libations, off-color humor...mix that with a dive bar in Canoga Park to celebrate Spock BUCKTON, Nate Liquor and Kristina Rose's birthday's and you got yourself one heck of a photo essay. We almost forgot to post these pics, what with all the big deal happening's around these parts, but then we seemed to recall a picture of Kristina Rose's ass on a dirty bar floor that sent us digging thru the image folders.

Yeah, sometimes it's nice to start the week off with a nice photo essay. I mean, really, after the weekend who really wants to come into work, visit our blog and read words. More importantly, who wants to come into work after a nice weekend and write words. Not us, that I can tell you. So, we're pretty stoked to have these photos from the set of our recent production, The Delinquents. We posted the first batch of photos from the set over here.

The Delinquents is set for release May 25th on Zero Tolerance. We're pretty excited about this one. It's most definitely our best, funniest and sexiest.

Enjoy!

And lastly this week, we leave you with a trailer for our upcoming, POPPORN produced XXX feature, The Delinquents.

So, as we gear up the ol' promotional machine to let you know about our new porno, The Delinquents, we wanted to whet your appetite with some sweet production stills. I'm not really sure why we're using the term production stills...seems like it's a little high-brow for us. Instead, let's just agree to call them photos I took while people were doing things on set.

Well, after our whirlwind trip into the land of porn parody with Official Jersey Shore Parody (and our subsequent demolishing of the competition who called us, "liars") we're heading back out to Los Angeles on April 6th to begin production on our next movie called, The Delinquents. We're back making an original sex comedy and we're glad to be home. Of course, we'll be going on vacation again soon for our Official Hangover Parody but that's besides the point. Everyone needs a vacation...even us. What of it?

Okay. What the fuck, people?

Bangs sent me an email a few days ago containing two email addresses. One of them was for up-and-coming porn starlet Katie St. Ives. The other was well-known porn star Marie Luv. Both are great people from what I hear. Both are terribly friendly. Both are goddamn killer performers. Just take a look at Katie's performance in Digital Sin's recent gangbang extravaganza Bang Bang Bang for proof of that. So Bangs wanted an interview.