TMZ reported today that ex-porn star Sasha Grey spent a good part of her day yesterday reading books to small, partially developed humans. You might call these organisms, "children".
As usual, we felt it necessary to let our friends and readers (never shall the two meet) know about a new occurrence in the universe of breasts. While we've been one of the few scumbag websites to register this information as news, we feel that other sites are doing a disservice to those women who choose to embiggen their milk sacks by not reporting on it.
In what can only be considered a terrorist attack on Christian society (if not that, then at least yet another attempt of the left-wing majority to turn the Godly act of pro-creation into some sort of carnal circus fair) the goddamn, motherfuckin' CDC (that's Center for Disease Control or as we like to call them, "The Dipshits") have recommended (publicly, mind you) that boys as young as 9-years old should receive the vaccination for HPV or human papilloma virus.
I'm not much when it comes to politics. I have a hard time keeping track of all of the comings and goings of the pizza magnates, gun-toting freedom warriors, tree-hugging wackos and rogue party animals who battle over who gets the right to lead our country (and most likely the rest of the Earth with us) into certain doom. But every now and then a nut comes along that's so outspoken and revolutionary that even I take notice.
Case in point, the much-beloved yet rarely elected moral compass of America...Rick.
I don't know what's coming, or when, or why. But I know it's gonna be an epic game-changer, the likes of which we may have never seen before. Unless we have, I guess. When this email popped into my inbox this morning, I was almost immediately overcome with a sensation I haven't felt for quite some time. It's that cold feeling of near-frantic anticipation that occurs when someone you know is in a car crash, or when a new issue of Uncanny X-Force is coming out. You don't know what to expect, but you know that your life, and perhaps even your entire universe is about to be altered in a manner that cannot even be described using human language.
Again, a big thing is coming, I guess!
Listen, we're from Philadelphia. And we realize that while we're famous for a great many things (the Liberty Bell, the Eagles, the Phillies, cheesesteaks and obesity among them), a lot of you non-Phiadelphians out there might not be familiar with the Mummers. Granted, some of us here at POPPORN actually don't particularly care for the Mummers parade at all and would suggest that your ignorance in this situation might actually be a boon. But since the mummers found themselves in the illicit sex news recently, we felt honor bound as philadelphians to report on it.
Today, Steve Hirsch decided to offer recently freed American student Amanda Knox a position with his Vivid Entertainment company. Shockingly, Mr. Hirsch did not offer Knox a large sum of money to have sex on film but rather, he offered her a position as a spokesperson for a brand new Vivid line, Vivid-ACQUITTED!
In case you didn't know, the super sexy Knox was recently acquitted of murder after spending four years in an Italian jail on charges of sexually assaulting and murdering a British student with whom Knox shared an apartment while studying. Pretty hot, right?
That's what Jesse Jane had to say regarding her decision to stick around and renew the exclusive contract she had with industry heavyweights, Digital Playground. Which is certainly a good movie for her. No one can dispute the myriad of successes she's enjoyed over the past few years as a member (heck, maybe even the primary member, the team captain if you will) of Digital Playground's cabal. So, it's not really too big of a surprise that she's sticking around with DP.
The thing that is a surprise, at least to me, is that she apparently had her left eye removed in one of the most bizarre surgical enhancements we've ever seen in the adult industry. This move really came out of left field.
I say this because while we used to focus on porn gossip, sex news, a multitude of videos and occasionally pimping our own considerably-well-received pornographic films, it seems that of late our content as deteriorated into either comparing porn performs to food, making poo-poo jokes on top of existing porno footage or, as in this case, celebrity nudity.
This bit of great-holy-smokedness dropped from the universe this morning and while we aren't in a position to confirm or deny anything, we can confirm that one or two of these pictures might be real...possibly. But we might deny it.
You might not know this, but the porn industry takes itself pretty seriously from time to time. Sure, there's all those movies about gapin' holes and teen first timers, but ultimately, the porn industry wants to be recognized as a legitimate business like any other. To do that, they do what any self-aggrandizing industry does...they hold award ceremonies!
But c'mon, you knew that.
Here we go again. Looks like the whole "HIV in the porn industry" debate is about to have another fierce chapter added to it. There's word of an as-yet-unnamed HIV-positive performer operating somewhere in Florida, and folks are starting to trade punches about it. It seems like it was just yesterday that the whole Cameron Reid thing was going on, but I guess it was probably a year or so ago by this point.
As you may or may not have heard, the East Coast of the United States (which, despite the claims of some rappers, is the better of the two coasts) was caught in the grip of hurricane fever over the past weekend. A truly epic beast of nature known as Hurricane Irene wreaked havoc upon New Yorkers and North Carolinians alike.
It's hard to care about anyone who participates in a reality show. Given the clear human exploitation and vomit-inducing scenarios cast members are typically tossed into, it seems that one would either need to be completely devoid of any self-awareness whatsoever or be completely ego intoxicated to even humor the possibility of being a willing participant.
So, as it turns out, James Franco's not averse to the idea of fucking. I suppose I could have guessed such a thing. He always seemed like the sort of dude who's been down for some good bangin' out. I was never quite sure if he was into dudes or girls or Japanese body pillows (or all of these above), but just from lookin' at the goofy motherfucker, it's pretty clear that he likes to party. And as recent news has taught us all, James is sort of a porno fan. Not in the same way as most of you chronic masturbators out there, with your endlessly-escalating porn addictions. It's not like he's obsessed with watching porn (at least not publicly), but rather, he's publicly embraced the business and touted his immense respect for porn performers. Good for him!