A new book about Franz Kafka goes into some detail about the noted writer's porn stash. Author James Hawes says on ShortNews.com, "These are not naughty postcards from the beach. They are undoubtedly porn, pure and simple. Some of it is quite dark, with animals committing fellatio and girl-on-girl action..It's quite unpleasant."
The reason? Noisy sex.
Apparently Katie Morgan is too good at fucking on film to tame it down even in a fake sex scene.
The Fort Myers News-Press in wacky Florida reported that the Department of Juvenile Justice fired 12 detention officers for using state computers to view porn Web sites. D.J.J. Secretary Frank Peterman said the sites featured adult porn and he stressed that no children were exposed to the materials. Frank, they're already in juvie, they've been exposed to worse.
It's tough coming up with unique angles for the Olympics with about a billion sportswriters in Beijing, but a sportswriter for the Rocky Mountain News, intrigued by Puma's sponsorship of only three Olympic teams - Jamaica, Morocco and Sweden - decided to see what type of commercials Puma was running in, say, Sweden.
Who said Evan Seinfeld wasn't a sweetheart?
Remember those long gone days when phones were used simply for calls?
The BBC reports that Daniel Eric Livermore from Flintshire in northeast Wales, has been banned from owning a mobile phone with a camera because he was caught filming a 17-year-old girl at a tanning salon.
She was just one of 11 women Livermore had filmed and some of them went full frontal.
In addition to shutting down his phone privileges, Livermore also must register as a sex offender and he's forbidden from entering tanning salons - so with that overcast British weather he may look kind of pasty.
Former porn star Houston is fighting a battle far greater than her 620-man gang bang in 1999's "World's Biggest Gang Bang: The Houston 620." The California native and Howard Stern favorite, who thanks to Stern ended up taking a Staten Island High Schooler to his prom and ended up having a long-term relationship with him, has been diagnosed with melanoma.
It's freakin' serious.
In the upcoming season of "Entourage," you know, the show that every shit head LA wannabe adores, rapper/actor (Lil') Bow Wow is going to play a stand-up comic but no one's going to be laughing at his steamy love scene.
"I know the girls; they're going to go crazy when they see it," he told MTV.com. "The ladies are gonna go crazy when they see (Lil') Bow Wow's first sex scene... it was with a porn star. I don't know her name. She probably watching this like, 'What? I did a scene with him, and he doesn't remember my name?' Nah, I don't remember her name, but she was bad though. She was baaaaad!"
It's not every day a porn blog starts an international incident. But those little monkey's over at Fleshbot did by posting a topless photo of Jess Origliasso, half of the twin sister pop duo The Vernonicas, on its site this past week.
Talk about "Gina Lynn Interactive."
Fans looking for a brush with porn royalty may regularly see the starlet at her new store Skin, in the King of Prussia Mall, which she and Cock Doctor husband Travis Knight just opened. Philadelphia Flyers bruiser Riley Cote was at the grand opening of the clothing store full of punk gear and accessories.
Look, we love Florida. It's a wasteland of strip-malls, humidity and the elderly. Add in the fact that they were the impetus for this 8-year Bush Presidency and it becomes clear why the news is just that much more retarded out of the Sunshine State.
Belgian political activist Tania Derveaux (of the NEE party), whose satirical promise of creating 400,000 jobs during a senate run a few years back turned into a promise of giving 40,000 blow jobs (alas, handled virtually on YouTube), has turned her sights on the battle over net neutrality - safeguarding the Internet for free speech and not allowing it to be taken over by large corporations.
As part of her new campaign, Tania is promising to fuck any virgin who can prove he (and maybe she), via blog posts, Web sites, advertising, etc., is defending a free and open Internet.
On a web page covered with at least three giant ads for The Hills: Season Three on DVD, those fascist fucks at the NY Post are reporting (and patting themselves on the back for pointing it out) that Ryko Distribution, a wing of the Warner Music Group, was distributing a version of Teenage Cruisers from the Raunchy Tonk label. Teenage Cruisers, which I’d describe as "American Grafitti with real fucking” was directed by cult film and rockabilly, um, legend Johnny Legend.
The Tampa Tribune reports that a Miami man released from jail after a short stint for lascivious battery toward a teenage boy, was charged with violating his house arrest when pornography was found in his home.