Danny Bonaduce, whose baby dick was photographed at last years Exotic Erotic Ball and Expo in San Francisco (ed. note - For the love of god, don't click that link!), will return to host the event this year, its 29th, on Oct 24 and 25.

Here's what happens when newspapers automate their Web sites to run press releases.

Sunherald.com, South Mississippi's online newspaper gives readers a story that Hustler TV has signed a worldwide exclusive deal with Digital Playground.

Channel 6 in Central Florida reported that a 14-year-old boy broke into Palm Bay home and ordered $129 worth of porn movies on the family's television, police said. According to Palm Bay police, the family found the boy watching TV when they returned home from shopping. $129? How long were they out?

One of the few lasting adult comic books out there, "Demi the Demoness," has finally made it to the movies.

Comicbookbin.com reports that this is the first time an adult comic book has been adapted into a live-action Adults Only film.

Cartoonist and publisher Steve Crompton has teamed with adult industry vet Steve Steele for the film which stars Ellie Idol as Demi, Sinn Sage as Vampirooni and Audrey Elson as Lyssa the Witch.

Filmmaker David Lord (real name David Allen Crawford) was charged last week with staging a sham marriage to Agnes Jeges, a Hungarian woman who wanted to stay in the country.

So she could have sex. For money.

Seems like a good reason to us but Lord faces a federal charge of perjury for allegedly lying on an immigration application and could face five years in federal prison where they have sex...not for money.

In 2005, several alt-models complaining of censorship and mistreatment of the models by management, launched a simultaneous legal and media battle against the site they had called home, SuicideGirls.com. In addition, the models complained that their SuicideGirls.com contract limited them from making a living since it included a non-compete agreement barring them from modeling for any other site or agency that dealt with nudity or erotica.

Here's one just for POPPORN.com's female fans (we have those?).

Seymore Butts wants to know three things about you (surprisingly, he's not interested in your PIN number which just baffles us). Instead, Seymore wants to know the following: How do you like do be kissed? How do you like your pussy eaten? And how do you like to be fucked? And most importantly, what don't you like?

Here's something out of jolly ol' England (perfect for the day before the 4th). Mainstream publisher Dennis Publications has launched a brand new online adult magazine brilliantly titled: R Rated Magazine.

According to the Shanghai Daily News, a Chinese man, Teng, downloading porn was surprised to see hidden camera footage of he and his wife having sex in a rural motel in Panyu, China. He complained to the police. Made news all over the country. Turns out it was a different couple. In a different motel. Speaking a different language. Yeah, but they fuck the same. The motel manager is now thinking about suing Teng for making his business look bad. Meanwhile, a sauna manager in Shanghai, tells the paper that hidden cameras are common throughout China in gyms, locker rooms, saunas and bathrooms - for fire safety and security.

At POPPORN.com, we're all about perversion for profit, so it disturbs us that other would take that concept and use it for ill.

"Perversion for Profit" is also the name of an anti-pornography propaganda film which attempts to draw parallels between explicit sex and the decline of civilization. Wait, you mean it wasn't Darby Crash and The Germs?

So, we assume Mini Me doesn't want anyone to see how mini he may be.

By now you've heard that Verne Troyer, who played Dr. Evil's little sidekick in the Austin Powers movies, has filed a federal lawsuit against TMZ.com and celebrity smut peddler Kevin Blatt ("One Night in Paris"). Troyer is hoping to stop distribution of a sex tape he made with his non-little ex-girlfriend, which he says was stolen from his house.

Further proving that porn is moving ever closer to the mainstream, Director Quentin Tarantino is considering Tera Patrick for a remake of Russ Meyer's classic "Faster Pussycat, Kill Kill," reports the New York Post's Page Six. We can see the resemblance between Patrick and original star Tura Satana.

We at POPPORN.com have often expressed our love for all things Japanese. Now, courtesy of Time Magazine (Time Magazine?), is another reason we bow to the east.

Our new hero: Shigeo Tokuda.

Tokuda is 74 and happily married with a daughter. A few years back he had a heart attack but has recovered nicely. Retired, Tokuda works part-time, as a porn star.

Last week we told you about California Federal Judge Alex Kozinski who declared a mistrial in the porn trial of Ira Isaacs when images labeled by some as pornographic were found on the judge's own Web site.

Well, the Judge's wife has come to his defense.

Marcy Jane Tiffany, which would be a pretty good porn name in its own right, wrote on the Web site Patterico.com that her hubby, Alex, "...is not into porn - he is into funny - and sometimes funny has a sexual character."

So you can see the absolutely clearest porn possible, Digital Playground has upgraded its cameras with the 12 mega-pixel Red One assuring every porn fan that the cum shots will look more real than your own.

In Denver, Jeff and Vicki Mead had their business renting ATVs shut down by angry neighbors complaining about damage to their property. CBS4 Denver reports that in the window of their now-vacant storefront the Meads have put up a sign reading "Coming Soon! Patterson XXX Porn Gallery." Howdy neighbors!