There is nothing sexier than a teacher in power, French, a French accent and hot lesbians eating each other out in a classroom. This hot new scene from the Hot And Mean site is made that much hotter when pornstar Katsuni is joined by two other starlets Kristina Rose and Chastity Lynn. Katsuni in the role of the French teacher making her student eat the other’s ass was just so fucking hot that I had to take a break and come back to writing this.

Man, Kristina Rose sure loves to fuckin' beef! I had thought Christian XXX was porn's number one beefer, but at this point I think it's hard to imagine anyone other than Ms. Rose holding that top spot. Hey, girl's got strong opinions and apparently likes throwin' down. Fuck you gonna do? Haters gonna drink that Haterade either way, dawg.

In a recent post on Kristina's tumblr, the queen supreme of tellin' people where the fuck they can shove it takes aim at one of porno's biggest stars. Although she doesn't mention her by name, she comes pretty close by referring to her as "Tori White". I think we can all pretty safely agree that she's referring to up-and-coming starlet Jennifer White, right? Either that or Tori Black, I guess.

Something goofy is happening again. Earlier today, we tried to sit down and have a collective office whack-off to that new movie from Belladonna. We've always enjoyed her work, and always found whacking off to it to be a great way to whittle away a lazy September afternoon. More than ever now that she's performing again, in fact. But then we popped Dick Sauce into the DVD player, and, well...something just wasn't right here. Watch the video and see.

Also, the movie's name is all wrong. There's, like, no sauce at all in the whole thing. I would have called it Tiger Muffs or Mega Cat Fuck or something like that.

Just this morning, i was thinking how I really need to go ahead and take the digital plunge into iPad ownership. As the days go by, I see more and more people ignoring life in favor of pressing their eyeballs up against it's slick motherfuckin' touchscreen in awe, and I want to join their ranks. I'm sick of being an iSpectator. And I guess it must be the case that iPads are taking up lots of prime real estate in our collective consciousness these days, because just as I found myself yearning, I happened upon a blog post from Kristina Rose, mentioning similar yearnings.

The difference between our scenarios? Kristina's already got her iPad, because she, as an actual successful adult with a job, is able to affford one. But she wants one of those newfangled updated ones with a camera and shit. So she's auctioning off her old one! Go buy it! Now! Now! Now!

So, uh, the following beef got whomped onto twitter yesterday. We were looking for a rumored Jesse Jane/Bibi Jones beef, but couldn't find any relevant tweets. Luckily, this whole other beef started up just as we were getting frustrated. Apparently, Kristina Rose thought jessica drake blew her off at an airport and jessica was all "nuh-uh, but you pooed right on my stuff", so they ended up beefin' it out. Since we love the fuckin' fuck out of the two ladies involved, we certainly won't take any sides here.

Read the beef in full after the jump.

Everyone loves a good party. Friends, libations, off-color humor...mix that with a dive bar in Canoga Park to celebrate Spock BUCKTON, Nate Liquor and Kristina Rose's birthday's and you got yourself one heck of a photo essay. We almost forgot to post these pics, what with all the big deal happening's around these parts, but then we seemed to recall a picture of Kristina Rose's ass on a dirty bar floor that sent us digging thru the image folders.

Hey, you know that restaurant Red Robin's? Sure you do! You know, it's got burgers/fries, fruity drinks for pussies, pansies and wusses and all kinds of crazy crap on the walls? But here's a hot nugget of truth that I bet you didn't know - the secret owner of Red Robin's is none other than 2010 AVN Female Performer of the Year - TORI BLACK!

How do I know this, you may ask? Pure speculation, I may answer! And do!

You see, it all started a few weeks ago when we wrapped production on our boss-ass new movie THE DELINQUENTS as well as shooting the teaser trailer for our upcoming HANGOVER PARODY. We had just finished shooting Tori's segment of the trailer and it was just about lunch time. Tori was supposed to do lunch with Kristina Rose but it turned out Kristina was too busy crashing her car into walls while really high on the ganj.

You might have heard a little commotion over two adult parodies coming out that deal with the MTV television show, Jersey Shore. Here's the situation (oof, I can't believe I said "situation" when talking about Jersey Shore...or maybe I can.)...way back a couple of months ago (years in terms of porn) we here at POPPORN announced that we were gonna be writing and producing an adult spoof of that, now legendary, show with Zero Tolerance. Being that adult production companies are making porn parodies hand-over-fist these days, they have all gotten into the practice of announcing which shows they are, in a sense, "calling" to avoid any doubling up. It's a gracious practice and, for the most part, has kept the number of redundant parodies to a minimum.

Hey groovers, we got some new advice for you to groove on!

Yep, King Tom is back and he's got more of the shitty advice you've come to base all of your important life decisions on, day in and day out (we hope). Joining Tom for this go-round is non other than Kristina Rose, who we just love the god-damn fuck out of (and are in the midst of shooting for our upcoming Jersey Shore spoof as well)!

So, now that POPPORN's extended hiatus has ended and we're getting back into the business of concocting amusing anecdotes for our readers, I thought that I should perhaps try to write something. But it appears to be a light week for sex-related news (excluding that whole thing about Gary Coleman whipping his cock out), and I was finding myself in the mood for something outside the usual sex/porn news hole that I usually find myself falling into.

I thought that maybe it would be a nice change to actually interview a pornographic performer. You know, maybe I could get their thoughts and feelings on some subjects near to their hearts, and maybe my own as well. But where to start? Therein lied the rub, as they say.