Any sports fans out there? Any soccer fans in particular? I'm just wondering because, as you may or may not be aware, the women's World Cup wrapped up this past weekend, and tfrom what I hear, it was a heck of a game (I don't get TV, so I ain't seen it). I realize that soccer's generally not the preferred sport of most Americans, and especially not women's soccer. Sure, it might not offer the high-octane excitement of something like XFL football or candlepin bowling, but I thought that this particular world cup was a little bit noteworthy. I'm no Greg Lalas or anything, but even I recognize the significance of a game like Saturday's US vs. Japan World Cup final.
So what's the big hubbub? Well, you might not have known this, but thanks to the World Cup, you're eligible for a free blowjob from BBW porno superstar Kelly Shibari! who fuckin' knew?!
Hey, shits! POPPORN are artists! Did you know that?
No, I'm not referring to our award-nominated (and subsequently award-robbed) porno movies. Though, in our opinion, our movies have all turned out bitch-ass awesome and are a must have on any true porn lover's dirty smut shelf (Go buy them! We need money!), I don't quite consider them high art. Art, sure. But more likely low art or maybe medium art. I think that's the highest you can go with porno. Unless you're getting into that hifalutin' Andrew Blake style of porno, but seriously, who wants to watch that?
So you're probably gonna want to make sure that you're in the Los Angeles area this coming Saturday when what sounds like the bitchinest party since sliced bread goes down Yes, the slicing of bread used to be cause for celebration. It's a sad fact, as we become more and more dependent on our twitters, iphones and blackberries that we've forgotten about this wonderful tradition, but fuck that - the important thing is that all of your Los Angelsians are getting the chance to party with not just one, not just two, but a whole fucking slew of the greatest porn stars on the planet, and what's more, it's for a good fucking cause!
You might recall around this time last year, we posted an article about the annual IVD/ECN warehouse show held in lovely Hightstown, NJ for adult store owners, vendors, retailers and the like. What made that article so interesting is that it was actually a rant about how POPPORN.com, located only 40 minutes away in Philadelphia, PA had NOT been invited to the annual gala. Sure, we might not have technically deserved to be there, but honestly, we like free shindigs with food and alcohol and thus, we felt we deserved an invite.
We're not sure how it started but perhaps it's just another example of the mainstream becoming more accepting of the sexier side of life. Look around and you will find pole dancing classes popping up everywhere. At the gym, at the yoga studio...everywhere. Hell, we even have a pole dancing kit on our wishlist because Josie wants to learn how to swing it round and round.
Boy, there sure were a lot of big-time porno bigshots hanging out on the red carpet of the AVN awards, huh? Of course, it hardly needs to be said that the greatest stars of them all were BUCKTON (all caps) and drake (all lowercase). But you already knew that.
Hey, they announced the Oscar nominations today! That means award season is in full-fuckin' effect, even if all the relevant awards have already been given out. We're talking about awards like the Golden Globes, the U.S. Presidency, the AVNs, and of course...the one award that makes all other awards look like a steaming pile of cummed-upon horseshit...THE POPPORN.COM PREMIUM FUCK MAKER AWARD!
Remember, these photos are just from day one of the expo. It's only gonna get better from here. We'll keep you posted, because we love you. Keep an eye on POPPORN for a plethora of video footage from the world's greatest expo in the coming weeks. You won't be disappointed. Unless you're a dick. You're not a dick, are you?
Well, the first day of the big porno AEE shindig in Vegas looks like it went off without a hitch. BUCKTON and Josie Jacobs hit the floor and interrogated the shit out of every great pornographer in the building, and we'll be rolling out the video footage (and milking it for all it's fucking worth) in the coming weeks.
In the meantime, you can all groove on a new photo essay of the shenanigans!
Stop right there, you motherfuckers! Before you watch this brilliant piece of guerrilla-style, avant-garde, groundbreaking, art-house, porn-laced cinema, you gotta drag your ass back and watch part one!
In part two of THE PORNOGRAPHASMIC PHILADELPHAZATRONIC POPPORNOMATIC EXPERIENCE, Spock and Meat are fed the fuck up with these west coast smut stars and their hifalutin' 'tudes. These fuckers have no goddamn work ethic, as you'll see when Spock and Meat force the big-time stars to ship porno in our warehouse!
So, you've heard us mention that ridiculously sick party weekend of ours, right? The one with all the big-shot porno stars? The one that a lot of you were smart enough to attend, but some of you (we're lookin' at you, Dave Moves) didn't because you don't have any sense in your fucked-up skulls?
Well, regarding that weekend...
Okay. Let's say that Alektra Blue, jessica drake, Kaylani Lei, Courtney Cummz, Ashlynn Brooke and Jack Napier all humbled themselves enough to spend their Saturday night partying with POPPORN's resident scumbags. Can you guess which one of them ended up pissing on the wall?
So, how was everyone's Fourth of July? Ours was awesome. While the rest of you were out there pledging your allegiance to a nation that has some kind of ridiculous objection with images about sexual poo-poo, we were hard at work splicing together primo footage of gorgeous chicks taking their clothes off and frolicking around a crowded nightclub while our resident scumbag emeritus, Spock BUCKTON, spread his truth like a virus.
We've been talking about our bitchin' rad weekend with porn stars for what feels like a billion years now, and who can fucking blame us? Don't answer that question, motherfuckers, or we won't share our plethora of video treasures that we captured over the course of said bitchin' rad weekend. Speaking of which, the plethora of video treasures begins now!
Since a bunch of you douche-hounds decided to complain about the lack of zoobs in our last photo essay we figured it was about time to show you some shots of our new girlfriends without their clothes on from POPPORN's big ass party last weekend.