Bangs is out of the office this week on some kind of bird watch or some shit so I'm gonna take this opportunity to post a bunch of stories about nerd shit. Well... nerd shit and fuckin' that is. I'm sure all you fellas out there want to get down with all kinds of females from the world of sci-fi and fantasy but it's always the same couple of gals and I'm sick as fuck of hearing about Six from Battlestar, 7 of 9, Kate from LOST and fuckin' Buffy. Are they hot as fuck? Sure... except for Buffy... she sucks dick.... and Kate's been really fuckin' annoying me since she stopped believing in the island's magic. But I think y'all are overlooking some truly smokin' tail that's floating all over the several thousand known galaxies.

As a child of the ‘80s, it goes without saying that I spent a good amount of time watching cartoons. As a "man" of the aughts, it goes without saying that I still spend a good amount of time watching cartoons.