Here's a shocker, Evan Seinfeld and Tera Patrick have announced their separation. We know, you're as floored by this announcement as we are. Just imagine, we were casually sipping lukewarm tap water from our iffy at best water "cooler", digesting our recently consumed turkey bacon, egg and cheese sandwich and settling into another day of work when an email announcing the split hit our inbox. We weren't entirely sure what to make of it. Sure, the press release says that the announcement was made to stem the tide of gossip and rumor but what fun is that?

Look, I'm not really into the whole Tera Patrick mystique. Sure, she's a beautiful woman and has done a lot for adult/mainstream crossover but c'mon, she's married to this guy and honestly, she seems a bit lifeless. However, she's got status and I'm all about upping my own so last night I had sex with the next best thing, the new Tera Patrick signature series Fleshlight.

Further proving that porn is moving ever closer to the mainstream, Director Quentin Tarantino is considering Tera Patrick for a remake of Russ Meyer's classic "Faster Pussycat, Kill Kill," reports the New York Post's Page Six. We can see the resemblance between Patrick and original star Tura Satana.

The Tera Patrick empire is expanding. No, not in your pants but into gambling.

The Los Angeles Times reports that the Vegas Hard Rock is opening Tera Patrick's Gaming Pit with dealers to be called Hell's Belles. Huh, witty.