So, sure. After last Friday's Dale Dabone video, it's hard to think that any man on Earth (let alone any man in porn) could be more enthralling. But, just one moment, would you please consider Nick Manning? Sure, it's easy to think of him as that long-haired dude who yells stuff like "droppin' loads" and causes masses of douchebags to guffaw into their morning slop while tuning into the Howard Stern program. But there's much more to the man. There's a story of a life out of balance. There's a story of heaven, hell, despair and redemption. There's the story of the fiercest loads ever dropped into humanity's collective mouths and the brimstone-laced impetus behind them. There's love, hate, life, death and all things in between.

All of this, of course, is being documented in the upcoming film Hung, Hard and High, which documents the oft-tumultuous relationship between a man like Manning and his lord Jesus Christ, as he walks his way through the porn industry as as it's resident shepherd, saving those most in need.

Remember way the fuck back when we mentioned Axel Braun's Batman spoof? It was like, a year or two ago, I think. I'm not so good with remembering when certain stuff happened (either due to being dropped on my head during infancy or just from being a dumb-ass in general), but it seems like it was fuckin' forever ago. In fact, just last week, I was remarking to BUCKTON and Kellboy while we walked to our favorite latte shop that I wondered what was up with that shit, 'cause I got mad excited when they announced it, and then I never heard nothin' else about it. What gives? See, as I've often said, I'm sick to fuckin' death of all this spoof business in the porno industry. The joke's over. I fucking get it, okay? Time to move on. But this Batman XXX that Axel Braun was apparently planning? This was something I was actually fucking excited about.

But it seemed like it was never gonna fucking happen, you know?