You know how it seems like just about every story we report n has something to do with sex in Australia? It's as if the former prison colony is now just a great wide outback full of sex fiends and scumbags, right? Well, it appears that the Aussie government is fed up, as they plan to unleash the "great Aussie firewall" this June. The firewall is a mega-internet filter that will block as many as 1300 websites.

The goal, as stated by the government is to crack down on child pornography, extreme violence and terrorism. But fuck, man...what's it gonna do to just regular porno?

Well, it's officially time for us to pack some clothes in a suitcase, find BUCKTON and ready the camera and our livers because POPPORN.com is heading to Las Vegas. That's right, starting tomorrow, POPPORN.com will be coming to you live from the 2009 Adult Entertainment Expo and AVN Awards. We have one helluva busy schedule but we can guarantee that if you stay tuned to this here blog, you will be in the front seat of what is sure to be a vehicle on the verge of going over a cliff to a fiery end.

That's right, our roving reporter cum porno store clerk is heading out with the POPPORN.com crew for the AEE/AVN show. She'll be fighting on the front line and blogging, writing, photographing and drinking everything you are missing out on...

She started herself up a little MySpace page so you can chat her up and follow all of her antics. So get on up and at it fool...

Whoa! That dude from the Eurythmics is selling sex toys! No, we're not talking about Annie Lennox, who actually isn't a dude at all (as we found out from a press agent with a really fuckin' bad 'tude), but rather Dave Stewart. You know, the beardo who played guitar and whatnot.

Good lord. Have you seen Sasha Grey's American Apparel ad? It's fucking intense!

American Apparel's always pushed the boundaries concerning scantily-clad ladies in advertising, but this time, they've not only crossed the line, but smeared Sasha's increasingly-hairy vagina all over it. The new ad, which promotes socks, features AVN's performer of the year stark raving nude, with the exception of some damned sexy thigh-high striped socks.

A new study is showing that teenagers are feeling more and more pressure to get laid over the Christmas holiday. It's a no-brainer to us, because really, is there any greater gift than a good screw? Probably. In fact, we can think of ten better gifts right off the top of our heads (Wii, weed, comics, political favors, reasonably priced pornographic DVDs, kung-fu lessons, chancre and/or lesion removing cream (if it exists), Star Wars crap and colon-cleansers), but still, a primo fuck would make a pretty boss gift. Not that we'd know (just kidding, we totally fucked your mom - oh shit!).

Well, that's it for us in 2008. We're taking the rest of the day off to hydrate. See you on Friday! In the meantime...

It's so close we can taste it...or is that just the Chinese we had last nite?

Holy shit! They're sending Janine to jail!

It's true. Former Penthouse Pet, Vivid girl and teenage MEAT BALL's favorite pornographic actress, Janine has been sentenced to six months in the clink, or the joint, or whatever you want to call it... and for tax evasion, of all things! And before you say to yourself that tax evasion isn't a hardcore offense, remember that this is the same shit they locked Al Capone up for, and that dude was one bad motherfucker (according to DeNiro's portrayal of him, at least), so we can only assume that Janine's been just as bad as Capone. Isn't it sort of neat to picture Janine beating somebody to death with a baseball bat over a fancy group dinner?

We don't know what sort of plans you have for next year's winter solstice, but we urge to set aside a few moments around 12:04 Greenwich Mean Time, and then cum like fucking hell. For world peace.

Wanna hear something pretty sweet?

Next week, the POPPORN.com crew will be heading off to lovely Las Vegas Nevada for the 2009 Adult Entertainment Expo. We have a very busy schedule of interviews and skits with some of the biggest names in the industry lined up and of course, we'll be blogging and twittering from the show like mad.

That's right folks, a few weeks back we went to twitter to mine for zoobs for our first ever boob war. To say that we weren't disappointed would be an understatement. We received a flood of pictures and while we appreciate everyone who submitted, only a few were selected to be nominated for Boob War.

A mob of artists' models stripped down to the unclothed nakedness of nudity in Paris a few weeks ago and nearly froze to death in order to protest the government's proposed ban on models' tips. Posing nude for artists has always been a low-paying job and most models need their tips to make ends meet, so we totally get where they're coming from. But we're not sure that their strategy was really thought out all that well.

Rick Stanko, POPPORN.com's resident scum-lord recently teamed up with TLAraw.com to launch, THE SMUTIONARY. Essentially, it's a guide to adult terms that can help you traverse the confusing maze of adult cinema and pornography that they sell there. What's great about THE SMUTIONARY is that, while it contains definitions to some of the more standard terms, it also includes a ton of made up words that the crew there have come up with over the years to use in their reviews and catalog.

A bunch of egghaeds located at Oxford University's department of psychiatry have developed a "sex chip" that they claim stimulates pleasure in the human body. Before you get too excited, you should know that this is not a potato-style chip, or any sort of edible chip at all, for that matter. Nor is it in any way like the "sex packets" made popular by Digital Underground during the rap revolution of the 90's. Rather, it's a surgically-implanted electrode that sends tiny shocks into the more sensitive areas of your brain. That does sound sexy, doesn't it?

Hi everyone! These zoobs were sent to us over the holidays from a sweet reader. We wanted to share them with you as a nice welcome back...