Hey ladies, and gays, there's allegedly a Josh Hartnett Sex Tape floating around. The bad news is it's not him plowing ex-girlfriend Scarlet Johansson.

London's Daily Mirror reported that Hartnett and a girl were caught totally doing it the library of his London Hotel, the SoHo. "Josh and the girl were getting pretty hot and heavy," the Daily Mirror quotes a source. "Their every spit and cough was recorded and cringing hotel workers saw all of Josh's X-rated moves." OK, spitting can be sexy, but if their every cough was recorded that's a little bit of a boner-killer.

Red Light District didn't have to look very far for its new BBW star. Trista Lace had worked two years in the company's accounting department and never even considered working in front of the camera before Mr. Pete asked her one day if she might want to get her big old self down and dirty.

"Mr. Pete came to me one day and mentioned he was making a Big Girl movie and wanted me to be in it... It took me about a week to say yes," Lace said.