Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay back in January, there was a big porno convention in Las Vegas, and Lucy Vonne stole our camera to interview some dudes during the course of it. You might recall, we posted her Mick Blue interview a little while back. Even though the video in no way featured Spock BUCKTON, we decided to post it anyway. Worth a try, right?

Everyone loves a good party. Friends, libations, off-color humor...mix that with a dive bar in Canoga Park to celebrate Spock BUCKTON, Nate Liquor and Kristina Rose's birthday's and you got yourself one heck of a photo essay. We almost forgot to post these pics, what with all the big deal happening's around these parts, but then we seemed to recall a picture of Kristina Rose's ass on a dirty bar floor that sent us digging thru the image folders.

Dig this! We still have shit-tons of unused footage from the hot shit AEE expo that went down earlier this year! As it turns out, while BUCKTON was defending himself from Belladonna's advances and dealing with the ghost of Ashlynn Brooke (video coming soon), Lucy Vonne was grabbing a camera and hitting the show floor with some ideas of her own!

Everyone always has some amazing sexual fantasy they want to try out one day. For the longest time I never had one. Not that I thought they were silly (well I guess some of them can be pretty stupid) but I was always satisfied with the sex I was having. Sure, there were new things I wanted to try, but they never fell into the fantasy category. However, the other day I had an epiphany and my one fantasy finally came to me.

Apparently I give good blowjobs. I give them so well, in fact, I was asked to start teaching classes all about the fine art of giving them. This is no joke. Sex education classes that teach women hot to take better care of their men have become extremely popular. Hell, they have classes in an fascinating array of subjects...everything from fisting to dirty talk. But I think I'm just gonna stick to my blowjob classes for now.

I have a lot of lube lying around my apartment. It’s not that I feel the need to stock up on it or go out and buy a bunch but I get a lot for free. So don’t be surprised if you got a giant bottle of lube from me for Christmas. I can see the look on my Mom’s face now. But it’s not so bad having so much lube hanging around, especially silicone lube. Now I’m not having a whole bunch of butt sex if that is what you are thinking with all this extra lube. But I have found a few other delightful things to do with it. Bet you didn’t think you could use lube for other things besides banging and touching yourself.

Have you done all your Christmas shopping? I haven’t, didn’t even start yet. While watching television the other day all the talk shows were highlighting the best Christmas gifts. One show was highlighting kids gifts, which I always enjoy because it don’t have to be a sex toy to entertain me.

I’m going to start making a list of things people should buy me for Christmas and let you people know about every one of them. That way you can make all my dreams come true. Well, if you really want to make my dreams come true get me Jean Val Jean wrapped in a bow so I can do naughty things to him and keep him in my room. Anyways...

First of all, this title is not appealing to me. From what it sounds like this is where they send all the teenagers to go and die...the wasteland. But we know that’s not true, it’s where you can see all the teenagers naked with penises in them. If you own or have seen a lot of Diabolic stuff already then you may see some repeats. It’s pretty much a compilation of scenes from past movies. But if you’re horny and want to watch some teenagers then unzip and enjoy.

Sometimes when I see a penis I think to myself, what a cute yummy penis. Not all the time though, I have seen some scary ones. Strange large veins or misshapen heads, they don’t make me want put it in my mouth. Which is sad because I enjoy when I have a penis in my mouth. But now if I ever encounter another frightful one I can make it much more enjoyable to look at. Thanks to Willy Attire condoms I can turn any ordinary penis into a lovable friend.

What’s the best thing to do after you break up with a guy/girl? Find some new one to sleep with. That is pretty much the basis of this movie. Alektra Blue and Tommy Gunn both get dragged out by their friends who are trying to get them to hook up with people so they can get over their exes. Before we actually see them meet up and bang we get a whole lot of other penis and vagina match-ups before hand.

So time for a little shameless self-promotion. This Friday, November 6th, is the launch party for the NYC Sex Blogger 2010 Limited Edition Calendar. In it are 16 of the cities most creative, dynamic and sex positive women. 13 brilliant photographers donated their time to portray a feeling of sexual freedom for each month. All proceeds from the calendar will go to benefit Sex Work Awareness. This organization trains/educates those who work in the industry and educates the public about issues that effect these workers. All the women in the calendar are dedicated to seeing the negative stigma about this kind of work reversed.

I used to work at a sex store surrounded by dildos and toys. (Remember the dildo part) Everyone was really good friends and we would all chat about what was going on in each other’s lives. Especially when one of us started dating/sleeping with someone new. We all had to know the details about what went on.

The other day I was thinking about my life goals and what I wanted to accomplish. There are the regular goals that most people have. I would like to get married and have kids one day (by the way, I am now taking applications for men so feel free to send me your credentials). But that also got me thinking about what else I would like to accomplish. Sure people will congratulate me for getting married and knocked up but what else would I like to get a high five for? And then my new life goal came to me. Along with getting married and having kids, I wanna get DP’d.

Why does abortion have to be a terrible experience? Instead of large buildings surrounded by crazy old men and Christians with homemade signs telling me that I’m the devil every time I walk by them why can’t it be a loving and friendly place? One where I feel welcome and want to come back to in the near future every time I get too slutty. Maybe with breakfast and nature walks through the woods.