It’s surprisingly difficult to maintain a hard-on while under the influence of heavy doses of Ketamine and cough syrup. This was one thing that I learned during the last couple weeks as I underwent one of my jerk off experiments. See, I’d been trying to pump as much cum as possible out of my sack while watching reruns of “One Day at a Time” and listening to “California Dreaming.”

Once upon a time, there was a TV program called, "One Day at a Time". It starred Bonnie Franklin as a single mom raising her two teenage daughters played by Valerie Bertinelli and Mackenzie Phillips. You may recall Valerie Bertinelli as the young lady who married Eddie Van Halen and Mackenzie Phillips as the child-actor daughter of Mamas & The Papas lead singer John Phillips. Like other tough and tumble 70's television shows, it was a sitcom that attempted to deal with more grown up issues like life and relationships as seen through a feminist perspective.

However, one issue they sure never dealt with was incest. Or did they...