As a child of the ‘80s, it goes without saying that I spent a good amount of time watching cartoons. As a "man" of the aughts, it goes without saying that I still spend a good amount of time watching cartoons.

Hi. Some of you have wondered who, if anyone, would ever be our girlfriend. Sure, we've pissed off adult stars, been drunk and disorderly and even caught some odd diseases along the way, but what we have discovered is that Kimberly Kane loves us.

FINALLY someone has gone to the Wikipedia page of Japanese porn star Sakura Sakurada and translated the list of her many titles. We've been praying for this day and yes, it has come! Some don't work in English having names like "Dosukoi" or "Kinbaku 33." The ones that have been translated? They don't work in English either.

Hilariously, some of the titles translate as...