Yesterday, the citizens of North Carolina voted against two dudes being able to marry each other. While I'm seeing lots of people on the internet crying foul and raging about intolerance and injustice, I thought that maybe there's a positive spin to be seen (although I suppose this was a positive for the 60% that voted that way). I thought to myself that maybe POPPORN should travel to NC and use our status as a traveling sovereign nation (granted to us by ex-president Jimmy Carter back in 2007) to perform legally-binding gay marriages to anyone who'd want them. We love to spread the love, especially if we'd be able to film and sell the honeymoon footage.
But when I brought it up to Bangs, he said it was a stupid idea and suggested instead that we begin a new business venture performing unlicensed surgeries. Because having spent years of our lives watching people do awful, awful things to their bodies (and having a rudimentary knowledge of human biology), we feel pretty qualified to turn the medical field on it's ear. So, I guess it's on.
It may come as no surprise to you that the folks that run this here blog aren't the youngest sprouts in the garden. No, we tend to be in our 30's coasting into middle age with the grace of a jello mold. We don't mind of course, we patiently await our impending silver fox status with open arms.