In case you weren't aware, former Digital Playground contract star, sexy-as-hell fuck maker and overall awesome lady Raven Alexis has been dealing with a recent diagnosis of cancer. While Raven has bravely tweeted about her battle via her twitter account, today we received word that Raven's tumor is progressing more aggressively than anyone would like.
While we tend to spend a fair amount of time on this site poking fun at things, every once in a while we have to take a step back and be straight forward.
Hey, lookit! Raven Alexis is here!
Many of you probably know Raven from her stint as a contract star from one of those big time porno companies. Many more of you probably remember her from her appearance in the upcoming smash-fuckin-hit Revenge of the Nerds movie in which she plays a non-nerdy woman who gets fucked not once, but twice (which is always fun). She's a whole fuckin' package of awesome and we're happy that she finally succumbed to the great many threats we've been making towards her and decided to appear on our site. Our lives are now complete, as yours should be.
Hey, remember a week or two ago when we unleashed the bitch-ass magnificent trailer for our upcoming parodopus (parody + opus), The Official Revenge of the Nerds Parody? Well, you can go ahead and forget the fuck about that one, because the trailer we're unleashing today is gonna knock it's fuckin' block off!
Well, folks, the Official Revenge of the Nerds Parody is just about wrapped. We've got a few minor tweaks to whomp out tonight after we re-watch that episode of Twin Peaks where Leland kills Maddy (spoiler alert!), and then the thing gets shipped off tomorrow to sunny california where it will be assembled into a magnificently sellable morsel of commerce. If all goes according to plan (and everything in this business always goes according to plan), this thing should be hitting the shelves in a few scant weeks.
But we realize that's a long time to wait. So we thought we'd offer this video exclusive.
The scene above features a few celebrity voice artists who jumped aboard at the last minute to assist us in completing the movie. Listen hard, maybe you'll recognize them!
Last week, BUCKTON and I were out in Los Angeles to shoot our upcoming Official Revenge of the Nerds Parody. It's coming out in April and ended up being one insane shoot. There's really too much that went wrong on set to try and explain, however, for everything that went wrong, there was a mutually rewarding thing that went right to make up for it. While the shoot days were long and pretty grueling, we were able to snap a few sweet photos from set to show to you here. Thankfully, BUCKTON stepped in to describe what's going on in each of these photos because frankly, I was accidentally roofied on set and spent most of the time trying to pick up on inanimate objects. Odd. Nonetheless, this movie is going to be pretty fucking epic and we'll be giving you updates pretty regularly as we go into post-production. And off we go...
Look, everyone has opinions about contract stars...some folks love em, some folks hate em. Truth is, we have no opinion whatsoever. We have other things to worry about like why Third Degree Films PresidentM and CEO Joey Wilson was at President Obama's health care speech last night and why on earth he felt like calling him a liar. That shit be banana's.