Well, 2010's just about over. It's time to seal the year up in an airtight bubble and mail it home to momma. Time to put this fucker to bed, push down it's eyelids and dream up some unlikely resolutions for 2011. More than anything, this is your last chance to boast about the past year's glories. So we're gonna take a moment to recognize the year-end honors recently awarded by the internet's premiere outlet for pornographic theory and criticism, XCritic.com.
Well...we're hard at work, frantically editing the fuck out of our latest magnum opus, How to Be a Ladies Man, and it's almost done. We're breaking our backs to find a way to meet our deadlines and still hit the streets to score all the necessary drugs to keep us from convulsing and shit, but we're doing it. The movie's not hitting the streets for another month and a half, so you've got some time to prepare yourself for the sexual onslaught awaiting you. And you can totally pre-order it now, for a mad cheap price.
So, while you're ordering and waiting...feast upon the fuckin' trailer!
We know, it's been a little quiet around these parts the past couple of weeks. As we mentioned before the turkey slaughtering holiday, December was going to be a little busy for us so updates might be a little spotty. Why would our updates be spotty? Well, you might have heard that we were nominated for nine, count them, nine AVN award nominations. That fact has sort of sent us into a tizzy of self-evaluation and, of course, vodka fueled binges. In addition to that, we've been hard at work on the follow up to our AVN nominated mega-global-hyper hit POPPORN - The Guide To Making Fuck and damnit, we wanna get it right. After all, we're AVN nominated fuck-makers now, right?
Hey dudes! We just realized that we still have many more awesome photographs from the set of our new porno to show you!
As you're most likely aware by now, the POPPORN crew is hard at work on their newest groundbreaking film. This film, set as an infomercial hosted by BUCKTON, is designed to help each and every man on Earth, no matter how uncouth, ugly, smelly or poor he may be, get all the pussy he would ever desire. It's sure to change the way people look at not only pornography, but eroticism in general.
But, shit. It's not done yet. We just finished filming it, for god's sake. So while we don't have any trailers or scholarly essays about the film's cultural impact as of yet, we do have a few more photos from the set, and everybody likes lookin' at pictures, right?
Photos galore after the jump.
Last weekend, we headed out to Los Angeles to shoot our next adult film, How To Be A Ladies Man. We shot in North Hollywood on a sound stage for three days. We had a sweet set built for us, we had sweet food served on set (that wasn't so sweet) we had 20 hour shoots, no police raids and genuinely, a pretty sweet time. While we were away, MEAT BALL posted some photos for your enjoyment.
The premise of the film is basically an infomercial. Yes, an infomercial that will help you get sex. In this installment, we set about to help men score sweet, sweet ladies. Believe us, most men need a shit ton of help...especially us.
I know everybody's getting all set to groove out and drink themselves into oblivion for the weekend (and I'm right there with you), but before we all head out into the bliss that is Friday, Saturday and Sunday, we've got a special surprise for you: pics from the set of our new porno movie!
As you most likely know, we're in the midst of production on our next blockbuster smut film, How to Be a Ladies Man! It's gonna be sexy as fuck, funny as shit, and most likely somewhat crude and uncouth (as is our way). BUCKTON and Bangs grooved themselves out to Los Angeles a few days ago to get the cameras rolling, and if these photos are any indication, things appear to moving along quite well indeed.
We've been trying for the past few weeks to drum up investors for a mainstream infomercial that BUCKTON has decided he wants to make. From the very beginning we explained to him that the chances of that happening were damn near impossible but, we agreed to at least try. Well, we made several pitches to no avail. We even had one or two promising meetings with a company in New York that invests in these types of programs and even received some private donations from readers who simply wanted to help.
However, at the end of the day, it just wasn't happening. That is, until now.
As you know, we're in the midst of trying to make a dream come true. Sure, the person we're trying to help isn't a sick child asking a dying wish nor is it an organization attempting to bring social equality to our oftentimes, cold and unfair world. No, we're trying to help our host, Spock BUCKTON accomplish his dream of becoming a number one pitchman.
Now, you wouldn't know it by looking at this greasy, sweaty, rude and vulgar lothario, but Spock BUCKTON actually gets loads upon loads of puss on a weekly (and occasionally daily) basis. It's true. Despite his complete lack of tact, complete overabundance of sweat and incessant hooting, hollering, yammering and yapping, the fucker is, believe it or not, up to his eyeballs in beave. It's hard to believe.
So how does he do it? We're glad you asked, because we've recently become privy to the secret of Spock BUCKTON's success: The Spock BUCKTON HOW TO BE A LADIES MAN PUSSY GETTING PROGRAM!
Woah, where was I? Oh yeah, vacation. I'm sorry, I seem to be a little bit disorganized since I returned from a glorious week of fun in the sun and sand. Yep, I was off blowing some of the dough we've been raking in from operating this here site as well as the fucking HUGE royalty checks we've been receiving thanks to the killer sales of both POPPORN - THE GUIDE TO MAKING FUCK and TMSLEAZE.
However, after going on vacation we (or should I say, me? ah, whatever...) have come to the realization that we will need to produce more revenue if we are to sustain this lap of luxury lifestyle. Thus, another film!