Kanye West? Beyonce? Justin Bieber? Katy Perry? Morons. Gia Nova is the motherfucking entertainer of the year and they better recognize or she's gonna kill each and every one of them.
Well, it's been a good long time since I've contributed anything to this porno site that isn't the one I work for every day, which you may know as AVN.com. That's either because I'm a deadbeat, as Mr. Bangs of this site has called me, or because I've been drowned for months in work at my real job having to do with that thing in Vegas we put on a couple weeks back.
Hey fuckaz! Anybody out there happen to own and operate an adult-oriented store? Or maybe there's one that you shop at a lot, and you think they're just the bees' fuckin' knees (or maybe the bees balls, come to think of it)? Or maybe there's some righteous porno/BSDM shop that you're afraid to go into because you're a prude, but you know other people who shop there and get bitchin' awesome fuck-merchandise, and they can't stop raving about it, so you know it's a great shop (even though, as mentioned, you're too cowardly to find out for yourself)?