Casey Parker

VIDEO: SNAKIN' THE WAVES WITH CASEY PARKER


During a recent viewing of Point Break, BUCKTON came upon the horrifying realization that he's spent over three decades upon this Earth without learning how to surf! All of his years as a presidentially-disguised bank-robber (he dresses as Warren Harding) have been for naught, because without some serious mastery of the waves to back it up, all the robbed banks in the world don't mean shit!

FROM THE BEDROOM TO THE BOARDROOM

Fox Reality Channel's (I know, I know) super hit, "My Bare Lady" will return Nov. 8 for a second season (I know, I know!).

While last season showed four adult film stars trying to make it as actors on the London stage, "My Bare Lady 2: Open For Business" (Seriously?) will feature Brooke Haven, Casey Parker, Sunny Leone and Veronica Rayne attempting to become legitimate business women with the help of corporate coach Mike Mataraza.

VIDEO: BELLADONNA AND CASEY PARKER MEET SPOCK AND MEAT BALL!


Don’t ask us how it happened. We’re still fucking boggled (and possibly flummoxed) by the ridiculous luck we've been granted, but somehow, the hand of fate saw fit to grant Spock BUCKTON and MEAT BALL a few minutes of face time with the greatest of all great pornographers. I’m speaking, of course, of Belladonna.

As if that weren’t enough, we also spent a few minutes with everybody’s favorite girl-next-door, Shane's World contract girl Casey Parker. She told us about how she likes nerds, hates violence and would probably fuck Abraham Lincoln.

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