Hello. As you’re probably aware, every now and then, for a whole shit-ton of reasons, artists are censored. Sometimes it’s because their material is deemed too vulgar for a target audience, like back when Robert Mapplethorpe tried to introduce America at large to fisting. Sometimes, work is deemed too socially offensive, like Axl Rose’s “One in a Million” lyrics, or that big-tongue cover of Poison’s “Open Up and Say Aaah” (originally titled “Swallow This”, incidentally). Sometimes, like in the case we bring forth today, it’s simply because certain distributors might opt out of selling a product if certain lines of dialogue were left in.
As you may have guessed, I’m talking about what is most likely POPPORN’s greatest triumph, our first movie, POPPORN: The Guide to Making Fuck.
You know, it was only seven years ago that I was an unemployed college graduate, smoking tons and tons of weed, and not really knowing anything about porno other than the fact that it usually featured images of people fucking that I could use to masturbate to. Who knew that less than a decade later I'd not only work in the porno business, but actually be somehow connected to a movie that would somehow find itself up for a handful of the porn world's most noteworthy (as far as I know) awards?
Good groovins to you mothershitters on this fine Thursday afternoon.
You guys remember that bitch-ass awesome party we had about a month ago with Gianna Michaels, our bitch-ass awesome guest of honor, to celebrate the release of our bitch-ass awesome porno movie? Sure you do. We hyped the fuck out of it on our site, and then Gianna hyped the fuck out of it on the Howard Stern show? Surely you remember.
No? Well, don't fret, fuckaz. It ain't no BFD, because we were taping the fuckin' thing!
What up, fuckaz? Apparently, our
arrogance awesomeness knows no bounds, and you get to reap the motherfuckin' benefits of it! As we mentioned on Tuesday, that new porno movie that we made was just too god damned righteous to be contained within the boundaries of one paltry video review. We tried and tried, but it just wouldn't fit. BUCKTON and Aaralyn were just having too much fun. So, today, it's time to feast on act II of the POPPORN review!
Maybe you forgot, or maybe we're too hungover to remember, but dammit, one week from tonite we're going to be having a party! That's right, in celebration of the release of our (thus far) well received first adult porno film we're bringing premium fuck-maker nominee Gianna Michaels to Philadelphia to host a FREE screening event of our POPPORN - THE GUIDE TO MAKING FUCK movie.
Woah nelly, the reviews are rolling in fast and furious. Just the other day we got a great review from AVN for our upcoming film, POPPORN - THE GUIDE TO MAKING FUCK and just yesterday, Xcritic.com, you know, kind of like the big dogs of the online review world posted their review of the film. Again, we were caught dumb by the awesome review they bestowed upon this film and we're just rolling in all this positive reinforcement.