Good groovins to you mothershitters on this fine Thursday afternoon.
You guys remember that bitch-ass awesome party we had about a month ago with Gianna Michaels, our bitch-ass awesome guest of honor, to celebrate the release of our bitch-ass awesome porno movie? Sure you do. We hyped the fuck out of it on our site, and then Gianna hyped the fuck out of it on the Howard Stern show? Surely you remember.
No? Well, don't fret, fuckaz. It ain't no BFD, because we were taping the fuckin' thing!
Sure, it's a key element to any successful endeavor but man, sometimes it's a tough haul. Yesterday, we headed up to New York for an appearance on The Howard Stern Show. As you might have read, Zero Tolerance booked Gianna Michaels on the show to promote POPPORN - THE GUIDE TO MAKING FUCK and we were of course, more than happy to escort Gianna to the show. Hell, we may not have listened to Stern since the late 90's but you can't argue that going on the show to promote our movie is promotion you can't beat! He's got at least a thousand listeners!
We love attention. We love the fuck out of it. Some might say we need it to get through our day. But it’s possible to get too much of a good thing, you know? Need an example? Why don’t we look at the events that transpired this very morning, for example. As you may know if you’re a regular reader of our site (and if you’re not, you got a lotta fucking nerve), the always lovely and usually-deep-in-boisterous-laughter Gianna Michaels appeared on the Howard Stern radio program this morning, and apparently she made quite an impression.
Well, it's time folks! You've heard us talking about it for weeks now and it is finally time! The premiere screening event of our movie, POPPORN - THE GUIDE TO MAKING FUCK.
Oh, you forgot about it? Well hell, the details are right over yonder! Our day will be starting a bit hectic as we'll be bringing Gianna Michaels to The Howard Stern show tomorrow morning. All of you Sirius Radio listeners out there will be able to hear Gianna live on air with Mr. Stern during his show promoting our movie. If you're lucky, maybe BUCKTON will even be on as well, to give you the what now.
This sucker hits streets on July 14th via our good friends at Zero Tolerance, your go to team for all things sexy!
Well, now it's time to party!