Always there to help with a bit of advice or to have her asshole swallow a baseball bat, porn dirty girl Belladonna was back in Australia for this week's Sydney Sexpo.

What timing! The Pope is in town for World Youth Day.

Said Belladonna to news.com.au: "The Pope has indicated he might apologize to victims of sexual abuse and that is a positive thing to do. But unless he follows up with some practical advice that addresses the sexual needs and desires of clergy, the problem will simply continue.

We haven't checked in with our favorite adult superstar in awhile so, without any further delay...

Australia - It's POPPORN's kind of country. And not just because it's down under.

AdelaideNow.com reports that Michelle Sinclair (known in these parts as Belladonna) wanted to do something different while she was in Adelaide for Sexpo, so she and husband Aiden Kelly caught a game of Australian Rules Football.

Don’t ask us how it happened. We’re still fucking boggled (and possibly flummoxed) by the ridiculous luck we've been granted, but somehow, the hand of fate saw fit to grant Spock BUCKTON and MEAT BALL a few minutes of face time with the greatest of all great pornographers. I’m speaking, of course, of Belladonna.

As if that weren’t enough, we also spent a few minutes with everybody’s favorite girl-next-door, Shane's World contract girl Casey Parker. She told us about how she likes nerds, hates violence and would probably fuck Abraham Lincoln.

Hey fuckaz! This is Spock BUCKTON cumming at you from my lair deep in South Philadelphia. I’m a little irritable today and out of fuckin’ meth. So don’t you dare call me unless you’ve got some shit.

Me and Meat Ball recently returned from the methiest city in the world – fuckin’ LAS VEGAS. We were out there to do some drugs, some gamblin’ and some legal hookin’. (Missions accomplished) But imagine our surprise when we found out there was a goddamn porno convention going on the very same week were there. BONUS!