This rivalry is starting to get a little ridiculous, people.
When POPPORN launched to critical accolades several years ago, we made it pretty clear that Belladonna and Stoya were two of our very favorite women in the entire adult industry (if not in the world as a whole). Naturally, choosing a favorite between the two would be an exercise in futility. How could you choose between a living legend and the greatest new starlet we'd ever seen? We couldn't, and luckily, we never had to.
But then things changed.
If there's one thing that confuses us, it's art. Sure, we're also confused by Nancy Grace, condoms and, quite frankly, toast but we typically can bullshit our way through conversation just enough to make it appear as if we are reasonably educated (if not poorly informed) participants in the modern world.
That's why we work in the adult industry for god's sake.
While we had nothing to do with the content of this video, we do feel it's one of the more interesting and honest interviews we've seen with an adult performer. Perhaps it's because the interview is between Belladonna and her husband, or perhaps it's Belladonna's maturity and years of experience.
Never the less, Bella continues to be our most favorite adult performers and this video only continues her legacy and legend as an honest, fearless and all devouring sexual athlete.
As you might have noticed, we've recently discovered here at POPPORN.com that collectively, we are unlike your typical, average Joe. Perhaps it's because each of us here in the office are in our 30's, work in the porn industry and haven't been able to maintain a decent erection in over 3 years, but sex and boobs and butts and vaginas and buttholes just don't impress us anymore.
In fact, we've often asked ourselves if we'd rather have sex with a beautiful adult starlet or enjoy one of our most favorite foods only to discover that the food really had a fighting chance! This is shocking because most guys are boobs blind. Meaning, they'd pretty much do anything to have sex with anything.
Not us. Fuck that.
Something goofy is happening again. Earlier today, we tried to sit down and have a collective office whack-off to that new movie from Belladonna. We've always enjoyed her work, and always found whacking off to it to be a great way to whittle away a lazy September afternoon. More than ever now that she's performing again, in fact. But then we popped Dick Sauce into the DVD player, and, well...something just wasn't right here. Watch the video and see.
Also, the movie's name is all wrong. There's, like, no sauce at all in the whole thing. I would have called it Tiger Muffs or Mega Cat Fuck or something like that.
Listen. Belladonna doesn't fuck anybody who doesn't have a current test. So don't expect to see any hot BUCKTON-on-Bella action during the course of this video. Because due to the ever-relevant health regulations in the industry, such a thing won't happen until BUCKTON makes his way over to AIM (unless they shut that place down again, I can't remember).
Hey! Belladonna's going mainstream!
I mean, she's not forsaking porn or anything (at least not from any gossip or news that I've heard), but get this, she recently landed a choice role in a "post-feminist horror" movie entitled Stripped that's set to film this fall. I'm not entirely sure what "post-feminist horror" means. I guess that it involves the idea of feminism ending and the horror involved with such a cultural transition. Either that, or it means that a bunch of chicks are going to murder a bunch of guys. Not entirely sure. But the story is said to revolve around a family of malevolent women who terrorize a couple of guys who get trapped in a spooky hose during a birthday outing. Belladonna (billed as Michelle Sinclair in the film) will take on the role of Ginger, a newcomer to the family of murderous ladies whose loyalties are "dangerously ambiguous".
(We have yet another new writer in our midst folks. And again, this contributor has a vagina. I have to say, that I'm pretty thrilled with all the new female columnists we have in these parts. It was getting a little penis heavy. So please, if you would, welcome Sweet Amesly. She sort of appeared out of nowhere and we're happy to have her! Take it Ames! - Bangs)
I must admit I haven’t been watching porn all that long, or should I say I have not openly been watching porn for that long. I grew up the middle child of a standard American home that never spoke much about sex, and if I even heard the word “sex” I’d blush and feel like I’m going to puke or pass out. Privately, however, I was a horny and sneaky little kid. Luckily for me there was an adult channel that sometimes came through on the 12” television I had in my room. That channel would be mostly static during the day, but magically in the night I would see a girl bouncing all around and moaning. It was never very clear but it was enough for a 12 year old. I would wait until I thought my parents were asleep, turn it on and hump pillows or stuffed animals until I got off.
Okay, folks. It's been a while since we had a new video up on our site. We've been slacking, and we understand that you may be pissed off at us. But god damn it...I swear to fuckin' God...this video's gonna make everything all right.
Perhaps you heard that the reigning Queen of Porn, Belladonna has decided to retire from performing to focus on her directing. Yes, she said this before only to return a couple months later, but that was due to a close call with a skin rash. But this time, well, it looks like she means it.
So you're probably gonna want to make sure that you're in the Los Angeles area this coming Saturday when what sounds like the bitchinest party since sliced bread goes down Yes, the slicing of bread used to be cause for celebration. It's a sad fact, as we become more and more dependent on our twitters, iphones and blackberries that we've forgotten about this wonderful tradition, but fuck that - the important thing is that all of your Los Angelsians are getting the chance to party with not just one, not just two, but a whole fucking slew of the greatest porn stars on the planet, and what's more, it's for a good fucking cause!
As we've mentioned before, we're not really in the business of breaking news. We're far too understaffed for that sort of glory-hound, real journalism sort of angle, instead, we choose to dredge up news already posted and give it to you dialed UP! However, in our short history, we have brought some nuggets to the people and one of them was the introduction of the lovely Stevie Hart to the adult world.
I was cruising around the west coasts largest porno convention EroticaLA with my boy James Deen. We were partaking in some beverages and seeing how many girls we could get to make out with me. We were quite successful in both missions; beverages were consumed and making out happened with several nice young ladies (and one kind of really old one but I don't care about age it was still rad).
I came into this world stark naked and dripping wet, and it soon became evident that I would prefer to remain that way. When the doctor gave me that first slap on the ass, I arched my back and cried out for more. As a little girl growing up in the suburbs of San Jose, California I was notorious for fleeing the house, abandoning my clothes, and splashing about in the mud puddles. The neighborhood boys loved me, but their parents already regarded me as the local hussy and tried to keep their sons on a short leash. Since I was viewed as a potential threat to the boys, I was left with only girls to begin exploring my sexuality, and I could often be found crawling into the bushes to lock lips with the second cutest skirt on the block.
We realize you're probably still reeling (and maybe having a few seizures) from that awesomely outrageous belated birthday video we grooved out in your honor the other day, but feast upon the even greater gift we're about to bestow upon you - an entirely favorable review of your new movie!