Joey Nickels

GOD BLESS HER, MEGGAN MALONE, VIVID'S NEWEST, HOPES TO FUCK ON FILM FOR YEARS TO COME....BY JOEY NICKELS

Meggan Malone is very well aware that not every girl in porn, starts modeling on a few websites and finds herself quickly signed to Vivid, as she has done.

The 21-year-old Texas native is very thankful to Michael Bksow, the Vivid photographer who received her pictures from her agent John Stevens earlier this year. Signed in spring he's already shot "Strictly Conversation" and "Meggan and Hanna Love Manuel," which will also serve as the debut of Vivid's other new babe Hanna Hilton. Meggan's other upcoming titles include "Striptease," "21 Questions," and "One-inch Pinch."

WOULD BE PORN DIRECTOR JOEY NICKELS EXAMINES THE MINI-ME SEX-TAPE SAGA...

Continuing to deprive the viewing public of being able to mock his midget-penis, attorneys for Verne Troyer, a.k.a. Mini-Me, are seeking even more protection against the release of a sex tape he made with his full-sized ex girlfriend.

IF RYAN KEELY WANTS TO FUCK YOU, SHE'S DAMN WELL GONNA FUCK YOU! - BY JOEY NICKELS

"It doesn't look like I'm going to take dick on film," says Ryan Keely, kind of breaking our heart a little. The Seattle native, who used to work under the name Maria Menendez is "a bit of a control freak," and would want a contract in order to fuck guys on film, but feels that at 24 she's already too old to get one.

Psst. Ryan, if we had any money at all, we'd totally contract you up!

IN CASE YOU HADN'T HEARD NIKITA DENISE LOVES YOUR COCK! - JOEY NICKELS DULL-Y REPORTS

In what might one of the most boring news articles we've offered on POPPORN.com, Nikita Denise has returned to professional pole-servicing in "I Love Your Cock," out now from 818XXX Productions.

MARY CAREY HOPES TO GO FROM SMOKING POLES TO SMOKING AT THE POLES - JOEY NICKELS REPORTS

Two time California gubernatorial candidate Mary Carey, who was last seen on VH1’s “Celebrity Rehab with Dr. Drew,” is going for a more attainable political goal.

She’s running for California State Assembly as Mary “Carey” Cook.

NEW VIVID GIRL HANNA HILTON ALREADY PLANNING HER RETIREMENT - JOEY NICKELS REPORTS

Hanna Hilton, one of Vivid’s newest contract girls, says she’ll only be in porn for two more years. Hilton, 23, has recently shot “Meggan and Hanna love Manuel,” and “Red,” directed by Tera Patrick for Vivid. She just got into hardcore two months ago after posing solo on sites like her HannaHilton.com and Brazzers.com where all good girls with tig ole bitties, the natural kind, should cut their teeth. Meggan Mallone was the first girl Hanna worked with. However, Hanna's not really into chicks. “I prefer boy-girl scenes one-on-one.”

CHRIS CANNON'S TRYING TO GET HIS GROOVE BACK - BY JOEY NICKELS

Actor Chris Cannon and starlet Mia Smiles have recently called it quits after dating for more than nine years.

"Shit happens. People grow apart," Cannon, who sounds brokenhearted, but grounded in reality, told POPPORN.COM's Joey Nickels.

ALEKTRA BLUE HOPES TO BECOME THE MERYL STREEP OF PORN! - By Joey Nickels

Alektra Blue's biggest goal with her new Wicked Pictures contract is to beef up her acting skills.

"The whole acting thing is a big step for me," Alektra told POPPORN.COM's Joey Nickels. "The fact I'm gonna have all this dialogue and I'm going to be able to pull it off. I would like to be nominated for an acting award," she said.

Alektra will be starring in nine titles per year for Wicked and will be back to working with guys other than her husband Pat Myne, a director for 3rd Degree/Zero Tolerance.

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