Stop right there, you motherfuckers! Before you watch this brilliant piece of guerrilla-style, avant-garde, groundbreaking, art-house, porn-laced cinema, you gotta drag your ass back and watch part one!

In part two of THE PORNOGRAPHASMIC PHILADELPHAZATRONIC POPPORNOMATIC EXPERIENCE, Spock and Meat are fed the fuck up with these west coast smut stars and their hifalutin' 'tudes. These fuckers have no goddamn work ethic, as you'll see when Spock and Meat force the big-time stars to ship porno in our warehouse!

So, you've heard us mention that ridiculously sick party weekend of ours, right? The one with all the big-shot porno stars? The one that a lot of you were smart enough to attend, but some of you (we're lookin' at you, Dave Moves) didn't because you don't have any sense in your fucked-up skulls?

Well, regarding that weekend...

TGIF, bizzos!

Yiz'all ready for yet another round of our celebrity movie reviews? We sure fuckin' hope so, because otherwise we conned Alektra Blue into talking about her awesome interactive sex movie for nothing, and that would be a crying fucking shame.

We've been talking about our bitchin' rad weekend with porn stars for what feels like a billion years now, and who can fucking blame us? Don't answer that question, motherfuckers, or we won't share our plethora of video treasures that we captured over the course of said bitchin' rad weekend. Speaking of which, the plethora of video treasures begins now!

Alektra Blue's biggest goal with her new Wicked Pictures contract is to beef up her acting skills.

"The whole acting thing is a big step for me," Alektra told POPPORN.COM's Joey Nickels. "The fact I'm gonna have all this dialogue and I'm going to be able to pull it off. I would like to be nominated for an acting award," she said.

Alektra will be starring in nine titles per year for Wicked and will be back to working with guys other than her husband Pat Myne, a director for 3rd Degree/Zero Tolerance.