What could become a continuing series, "Stuff I Love" is pretty self-explanatory. After working as long as I have in the jizz biz, I have a handful of favorite products that I am continuously suggesting to customers. I thought I might as well share my knowledge with you guys too!
Up first is Pjur Eros Original Bodyglide. It's like the holy grail of lube. I've never found anything better and my customers agree. Once you start using it you will never go back to your old stuff again! I was introduced to this stuff my first week on the job and I've been hooked ever since.
Everyone gets bored from time to time. It's unavoidable. However, the true test of a person is what they do when faced with the reality of being bored. Some people choose to sit and complain blaming their town, their friends whatever they can get their grimy little hands on...while other do something about it.
We're the kind of folks that do something about it.
My co-workers and I like to joke around that customers become zombies once they set foot in our porn store. Once normally functioning (or so I'd hope) human males, they become possessed by their undying love for naked ladies fucking on film. Their eyes glaze over, their brains turn to mush. They crave porn...PORN I TELL YOU!!!!... and they are unable to focus on anything else.
Whoa. You're not gonna believe this, but we totally got award-winning pornotrician Stoya to appear on our site!
We're not sure how it happened, or why she deemed us worthy, but fuck, we're not gonna ask any questions. The important thing is that Stoya, star of Stoya: Video Nasty and that one scene of Pirates II is being interviewed on POPPORN! This is truly turning point in the history of our quaint little blog. We - what? She's been on our site, like, a billion times?
With the economy in the shitter right now, business at my porno store has been kind of slow. We still have a steady stream of renters but they normally keep to themselves, leaving me pretty barren on the "crazy stories from my shop" front.
There’s a story that comes to mind about a weirdo customer that I guess is pretty out there...
Here we are, 800 nodes strong, and what better young face to help us celebrate that shit than Riley Steele, of Digital Playground fuck fame? Riley sat down (reluctantly, we assure you) with BUCKTON and Jacobs for a quick one on one Q&A, along with a few general threats to her well being (which ended up getting BUCKTON ejected, but that's another story).
My favorite pillow-fight partner (and sometimes POPPORN.com contributor) Ryan Keely was in Miami all last week feature dancing at Tootsie's Cabaret. I was lucky enough to get a chance to get down and see her for her final night on Saturday and honestly, because of it, you're lucky too.
That wonderful day of love that has a special twinge of charm when you get a clean bill of health from the free clinic. CHLAMYDIA FREE BABY! However, it's specifically a time to reflect and pick a very special someone that means oh so much to you and thank them for their sweet sugar.
But choose we must!
Remember, these photos are just from day one of the expo. It's only gonna get better from here. We'll keep you posted, because we love you. Keep an eye on POPPORN for a plethora of video footage from the world's greatest expo in the coming weeks. You won't be disappointed. Unless you're a dick. You're not a dick, are you?
Well, the first day of the big porno AEE shindig in Vegas looks like it went off without a hitch. BUCKTON and Josie Jacobs hit the floor and interrogated the shit out of every great pornographer in the building, and we'll be rolling out the video footage (and milking it for all it's fucking worth) in the coming weeks.
In the meantime, you can all groove on a new photo essay of the shenanigans!
That's right, our roving reporter cum porno store clerk is heading out with the POPPORN.com crew for the AEE/AVN show. She'll be fighting on the front line and blogging, writing, photographing and drinking everything you are missing out on...
Hey POPPORN readers, I need your help! My toybox is overflowing with new goodies but I can't choose what to review first. I'm horrible at making decisions (never ask me where we should go for dinner... you may be waiting for 3 days for an answer), so I'm letting you dudes and dudettes make the choice for me. So watch my little video below and vote for your favorite toy!
Working the week before Halloween at an adult store is probably one of the worst things you could possibly do. Rather than the normal clientele (a 10:1 normal quiet dude to creep ratio), the shop becomes overrun with uncreative skanks shopping for "sexy" Halloween costumes.
I had gotten a job at a strip club, but I wasn't doing anything strippery at all. Maybe I was a coat check girl or something, I can't remember. Regardless, I was at the club and went into the dancer's dressing room to take a break.