Sure, sex is almost always fun and watching people have sex is oftentimes even more fun than actually having sex, what with the inevitable guilt, lying and infectious diseases associated with the coital act. But porn used to be a LOT more fun.
After yesterday's article where we reported about a recent investigation into the richest people in porn, we felt it only responsible to turn the page and delve into the darker financial underbelly of the adult industry. Our goal? To discover, expose and ultimately assist those who are in need of help.
Thus, today, we give you: The poorest people in porn.
These days, what hasn't been sexualized? From the most mundane of technology (text messages) to our children (Toddlers & Tiaras, anyone?) overt sexuality is coaxed out of everything in our culture with an ease that almost proves the point that morals are for assholes.
A situation occurred a little over a week ago involving a priest, his congregation and a bit of hardcore gay pornography. I know, it sounds odd that a priest would find himself in a situation involving anything remotely sexual(because such things are clearly wicked and forbidden), but still. It happened. And it's time to set the record straight and get right to the facts about who's really at fault here.
It was revealed today by the liberal media in the United Kingdom that porn (of all things) had been discovered in terrorist extraordinaire (and recently, "done-dead") Osama Bin Laden's, Abbotabad compound.
You know how most porno storylines usually have some sort of funny setup before they get to the fucking? You know,...nothing too involved, just a little something to establish the relationship between the two characters that are about to strip their clothes off, run their tongues in and out of each other's meaty sex orifices and eventually end up having one character's face glazed with some sort of bodily fluid?