Now, I'm not much of a football fan. I mean, like any red blooded American, I'm in awe of the physical prowess of today's sports heroes. I think Red Grange and Bronco Nagursky are prime examples of just how far you can push the limits of human perfection. But I just never got into the game itself. I find it boring as fuck. Many of my personal heroes are avid football fans. Look at Hunter Thompson. He cited the end of football season as one of the reasons he didn't want to live anymore in his suicide note.