Today we're pretty much shittin' our pants in excitement and anticipation of showing you, our loyal readers, the trailer to our upcoming porn flick. While we do our fair share of porn parody work and appreciate the opportunities we are given no matter how hackish they may seem, any true artist enjoys and prefers working in their own realm of creativity.
We shot this video almost a year ago. Most of the people involved have given up porn or died by now. I think. Maybe not.
You might recall a long while back we held a little competition that we called, the Twitter Tits contest. We encouraged men and women to send in photos of their zoobs for the chance to win $500 beans from our friends at Anarchy Films. Well, the winner was a lovely lass by the name of Phoenix Askani. After winning this glorious challenge, she went on to become a Burning Angel and has starred in a couple of filthy pornographic scenes for that site.
We also encouraged her to begin writing for this here blog. Now, look, times are tough. The economy be triflin' so we understood that before she could contribute to our site she might need to buckle down and weaze a few bucks to pay the rent. Lucky for us, she came around, invested wisely in the crashing housing market and sent us this excellent list. In it, she helps young and old alike that, "You might be a whore, if…"
On Thursday, June 18th, I flew to LA for my first ever "porno vacation". Despite dealing with several connections and delayed luggage, I couldn't have been more thrilled to be in LA! Being at Joanna Angel's house is like being on BurningAngel.com in 3D or something; I immediately recognized certain spots where people have been photographed or fucked throughout the house.
We would love to introduce you to POPPORN.com's newest contributor, Phoenix Askani. You may remember her as the winner of our first ever Twitter Tits contest. Well, we thought that, besides the $500 bucks, writing for POPPORN.com would be a great award. We just hope she agrees! Anywho, expect to see a lot more of Phoenix. So, away we go...