You know, it's not every day that New Jersey gets to host New York's porn expo, so we thought we better grab our fuggin' cameras and groove up North to check out the goings on. Good thing we did, too, because we scored a fucking primo interview with the owner of the most controversial scrotum in pornography (next to Evan Stone), Mr. Tommy Gunn himself!

Aside from our talk with Tommy about the male role in the straight porn business, we also grooved out with Teagan Presley (who isn't even related to Elvis, if you can believe such an act of deception!), Roxy Deville, a guy claiming to be Taryn Thomas and some Canadian babes with a passion for beating up folks with pillows.

For this installment of DICK UP/DICK DOWN I've chosen the notorious Nick Manning. Nick Manning is best known to talent and fans alike for his outlandish dirty talk...namely his ever charming catch phrase, "Droppin' fucking loads, bitch!!!".

In fact, I believe my boys on this here website have even mentioned this fuzzy little fact about Mr. Manning more than once in their video reviews. Cute and cuddly, indeed!

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Anyway...

For all our talk about being big-time scumbags who know all the ins and outs of the porno business (or biz, if you will), we have to admit that we had a few major porno milestones that we haven't yet reached. Among them were the fact that we've never actually been on-set while some big time screenfuckers were doing each other, we've never acted out our favorite porno moves for our favorite directors to watch, and most importantly, we never grooved out with Mick Blue! But that shit all changed when Buckton spread his greazy self all over porn valley, courtesy of Zero Tolerance!

When I was first asked to do cock reviews for POPPORN (oh, about one week ago) there was only one name/penis that immediately came to mind: Steven St. Croix.

Steven is a porno "legend"(?) that I've had the distinct pleasure of fucking many, many times. He and his cock are both famous and infamous...you see, several years ago Steven had a kind of unfortunate accident (however, upon later reflection, unfortunate may not be the best way to describe it).

I know, I know. It's been a while. I've been busy with my day job, I swear! Well I'm back now with lots of pictures, so hopefully this will make it up to you all..

Well, a little over a month ago Exxxotica, a yearly porno convention, was held in Miami, Florida and I had the opportunity to go visit and help out my good friend Joanna Angel at her booth.