We've just gotten word that Alektra Blue is leaving Wicked Pictures! We haven't heard the whys and hows as of yet, but being the uber-smart dickholes that we are, we're pretty sure we can accurately surmise the reasons for the split. It probably has something do with with either that rogue LA Cop who caused all that uproar recently, or the blade-running athlete who recently killed his girlfriend. I imagine one of those guys is a patsy for Alektra, who's been rumored to have her big toe (among other body parts) involved in all kids of illegal shit.

Or heck, maybe she just made child porn like other Wicked contract stars. Or maybe she's just generally unloved, like other Wicked contract stars.

I think someone forgot to tell January that it's no longer necessary. Long the harbinger of a new year and thus, glorious Change with a capital "C" it appears as if September has decided to whoop its ass into redundancy.

Why? Because, as far as the adult industry is concerned, big changes hit in September.

As you know, we work in the adult entertainment industry. So it's a very likely occurrence that on any given day, a handful of promotion material will pass through the POPPORN office, informing us about the up-and-coming what-have-you in the world of porno. And today we got a disc full of images from the upcoming Smash Pictures movie, Lesbian Romance.

As I say, this is what happens each day, and while we may stop and rub one out to the images we receive, we're very rarely actually shocked by what we see. But that changed today, because what the fuck is jessica drake doing in a Smash movie?

Here's what I don't get. When an adult performer gets signed to a contract with a porno studio there's a helluva lot of fanfare. Press releases and parades and what not. Yet, when a performer's contract ends or she decides not to re-up with that same studio or, in a lot of cases, the studio does not wish to re-up with the performer there's not a peep.

Why is that?

I just read that Wicked Pictures is getting all set to let loose an all new couples based line of pornographic films. Now, forgive my ignorance, but I was sort of under the impression that Wicked already made couples films. I mean, isn’t that the case? Are these new movies going to mostly fully clothed images of people hugging?

According to the company line, this new batch of porno will focus on “romantic situations and genuine feelings between attractive female and male leads with palpable chemistry, and delivers deeper layers of intimacy and emotional connection”.

I gotta say, that sounds HOT.

I guess we lied. We didn't quit doing POPPORN. Obviously. I mean, we posted a new article yesterday. And we have a new video today. So, yeah...I guess we're back. We're sorry.

And hey, what better way to return than with our absolute drunkest video ever?

Well, I suppose all good things must come to an end. I suppose the same holds true for amazing things, groundbreaking things and magnificent things. Because, while POPPORN.com has been amazing, groundbreaking and magnificent in it's time (revolutionary and maverick, too), the writing's been splattered all over the wall: it's time to throw in the glove.

A lot of people seem to have some pretty strong feelings about Wicked Pictures these days, at least in the arena of the serious porn fanatic. Especially now that they’re gonna start doing…ugh…parodies.

Now, if you happened to have seen the new Lady Gaga video for her song Telephone, the question above could pretty much be used in reference to absolutely anything happening during the nine minute video-aneurysm. We haven't been this baffled by a music video since R.Kelly's, Trapped in the Closet...which we fucking LOVED by the way..."Rosey the Nosey Neighbor"? C'mon, that shit was gold. And so, it's with equal excitement that we decree that Gaga's video rules just as hard.

What’s the best thing to do after you break up with a guy/girl? Find some new one to sleep with. That is pretty much the basis of this movie. Alektra Blue and Tommy Gunn both get dragged out by their friends who are trying to get them to hook up with people so they can get over their exes. Before we actually see them meet up and bang we get a whole lot of other penis and vagina match-ups before hand.

Whoa, whoa, whoa! Any of you groovetastic motherfuckers had the chance to check out 2040 yet? We gotta tell you. Though we love the fuck out of just about everybody at Wicked Pictures (both in front of the camera and behind), we haven't always counted their films among the greatest smut tht porn valley has to offer. Mostly it's because we're full-fledged soulless scumbags and their stuff can tend to be a little bit on the tame side sometimes. Plus, we usually don't really get down with condom porn. You know how it is.

But shit, man. We gotta tell you. 2040 is some serious motherfuckin' hot shit. For real. Just look at MEAT BALL's notes.

Everyone has at some point played spin the bottle. I know I have played my fair share. Wicked Pictures takes the idea and takes it one step further. Not only do these people kiss, they do everything else under the sun. I’m sure many of you wish some of your games went this way as well. So what will it be, you going to Spin the Bottle or are you chicken?

In this anticipated sequel to Operation: Desert Stormy we find our heroes finally promoted to full agent status after they "accidentally" saved the world. As thanks they are sent on a romantic boat trip. Unfortunately though they end up sinking the boat and find themselves on the island of an evil dictator. Can they save the world again? Find out in Operation: Tropical Stormy.

Hey, guess what? We have a new contributor. Yep, it's true! See, running a blog takes a lot more than a willingness to work for free, and shattered dreams. It takes the help of people just like you! Well maybe not just like you, it helps if the "you" in question is interesting, funny, creative or at least hot. Lucky for us, our new contributor Christina fits all them there bills. You may know Christina, she runs an adult industry review site called AIPdaily. We thought it might be a nice addition to our team to have someone who actually watches the movies they review (I'm looking at you BUCKTON) spend some time telling you why you might want to check out the sex flick we're talking about. Christina is just the lady. Her reviews are detailed, play by play assessments of some of the best fuck flicks on the market. So sit back and have a taste of PLAY BY PLAY WITH CHRISTINA!