Bad girls know how to have fun. A truer statement could not be said in my opinion. In this outing the baddest of the bad from Digital Playground come out to play. Stoya, Shay Jordan and Gabriella Fox are joined by Serena Del Rio and Kelly Summer for some bad times. Look for plenty of blindfolds and shackles as these ladies take no prisoners in Bad Girls.

Digital Playground is showcasing the 2008 AVN Best New Starlet Stoya in her own Heat movie. This is only the second movie with that title to be released from them, the first being Jesse Jane’s. Stoya is featured in three scenes, including a boy/boy/girl to finish the movie. Priva, Nika Noir and Madison Scott fill out the rest of the cast. So get out of the kitchen if you can’t handle Stoya: Heat.

Whoa. You're not gonna believe this, but we totally got award-winning pornotrician Stoya to appear on our site!

We're not sure how it happened, or why she deemed us worthy, but fuck, we're not gonna ask any questions. The important thing is that Stoya, star of Stoya: Video Nasty and that one scene of Pirates II is being interviewed on POPPORN! This is truly turning point in the history of our quaint little blog. We - what? She's been on our site, like, a billion times?

Here's the thing: in porn, I play a role. Depending on what the movie is, I play different kinds of roles.

[cue laughter about porn chicks not being actresses and whatnot...]

Hey, did you know that we're total winners, here at POPPORN? It's true. Think about it. Why the fuck else would Stoya keep coming back to hang out with us? Either we're total winners in every sense of the word (except the actual "award-winning" sense, of course. Thanks a fucking lot, AVN.), or Stoya just really, really needed to speak out about Kimberly Kane's recent alt-fuckery DVD, Live In My Secrets.

Once asked how she met me, Stoya (you know, the Digital Playground chick who just became AVN's Best New Starlet and shows her face around here sometimes) told the inquiring person, "I got naked in his house."

This is entirely true. She had neon-blue hair and crisscross nipple bars back then, but she otherwise looked exactly the same unclothed. Which I know because that's the state she was in when we met. At my house. And you don't really forget a thing like that, do you? I cannot divulge much about WHY there happened to be a naked Stoya who I'd never previously met in my house just then, but that's the story, and I'm sticking to it.

Listen. In case you haven't guessed by our endless Avengers references, Twin Peaks homages or stories about fictional characters we'd like to groove our wangs into...most of the POPPORN staff are fucking nerds. I mean, we're still way cooler than you (obviously), but we'll admit it...we're geeks. We just as soon whack off to the Borg Queen as Lexi Belle, and we're comfortable with that.

No offense, Lexi.

The other day while we were trolling around the internet (our favorite pastime*) we visited Fleshbot.com.

Lizz is awesome. She's a really close friend and has the best sense of humor ever. This is evidenced by the fact that last week we decided to go to this goth club that we (the collective we, as in the whole big extended group of people I hung out with when I was a teenager) used hang out at because kids are allowed in. This has something to do with the fact that they only open the downstairs bar on those nights. The reason we were going was to have dress up night, and dress up night is much more fun with a theme. Important fact: I haven't been there since I was a teenager.

Hey, they announced the Oscar nominations today! That means award season is in full-fuckin' effect, even if all the relevant awards have already been given out. We're talking about awards like the Golden Globes, the U.S. Presidency, the AVNs, and of course...the one award that makes all other awards look like a steaming pile of cummed-upon horseshit...THE POPPORN.COM PREMIUM FUCK MAKER AWARD!

So did you hear? The 2009 AVN nominations have been announced (finally!) and besides the pretty much expected roster of nominees there happens to be one nomination that we're particularly excited about.

It's not every day that you get to review the biggest porn movie of all time. Let's face it, "biggest movies of all time" only get made every three or four years, so when a record-smashing, high-octane, skeleton-fest like this one comes along, we gotta jump on this shit like hot shit on a shit-collector's floor. And that means it's your duty to watch it. Right? Right? Right?

Plus, we conned Stoya into reviewing it with BUCKTON. So that's pretty fuckin' cool, too.

By now, you're all aware of Stoya™'s status as a big-time contract performer with Digital Playground, clearly one of the classiest (if not the apex of class) porno outfits around. They make smut that's so goddamn classy that they don't even need you to watch it, but you should go ahead and watch it anyway. Why? Because it's classy, big-time smut that will make you a better person just by whacking off to it (and because some of it's full of fuck-crazed Pirates, which is second only to ghost fucking, which we haven't seen from them yet (hint, hint)).

You're probably wondering, why all the accolades? Well, we'll admit it. We're plugging the hell out of Digital Playground. Yes, it's because we truly and honestly love the smut they produce (seriously, we group-whacked to Shay Jordan: Video Nasty just this afternoon), but it's also because we're incredibly fucking grateful to the studio for letting Stoya star in our first silent film!

For an exclusive contract girl who shoots a very small amount of scenes per year, every movie is a learning experience. In preparation for the release of my newest movie, I thought I’d share some of the things I learned while making it.

The night before we start on Deeper 11: Stoya, my friend Jess flies in from Philadelphia for her 21st birthday. I don’t drive, so I somehow convince one of our camera guys that it’ll be really fun to take me in his car to pick her up from the airport.

Happy goddamned birthday, Stoya. Here's an avant-garde birthday card for you. We'd make you a booberific movie like we did for Astrid and Kate, but we don't wanna fuck up your sales by giving away too much of your boobs for free.

Hey everybody! Celebrate Stoya's birthday by watching her fuck Chuck Dera!

STOYA: VIDEO NASTY