Look, we remembered that we have a camera! And we've not yet used up all of our blackmail points with James Deen! Thus, another year of goofy red carpet interviews! Hot cookies, dickholes!
First up, magic moments with Stoya, Eric Masterson, Katie St. Ives, Evan Stone, Brian Street Team, former POPPORN correspondent Lucy Vonne and hip-hop mogul/terrifying dude Suge Knight.
More coming, dicks! No Dale Dabone footage, unfortunately!
This rivalry is starting to get a little ridiculous, people.
When POPPORN launched to critical accolades several years ago, we made it pretty clear that Belladonna and Stoya were two of our very favorite women in the entire adult industry (if not in the world as a whole). Naturally, choosing a favorite between the two would be an exercise in futility. How could you choose between a living legend and the greatest new starlet we'd ever seen? We couldn't, and luckily, we never had to.
But then things changed.
In this amazing perversion that is life and the glorious ways technology provides so that we can document our own self-centered exploration of what, "just feels good", today we're happy to report that all is well in the universe of beautiful women reading left-of-center literature while just off camera, her female genitalia is stimulated by a man-made device designed for providing relief to sore muscles or, more specifically, bringing on self-stimulated orgasms.
The photo you see to the left was published on our pal Stoya's tumblr. We follow Stoya because she is smart, interesting and sexy. Three criteria required to be considered awesome in our book. The photo was taken by our friend Steve Prue. An amazing photographer of all things, a sweet guy and he's tall. Again, three criteria required to be considered awesome in our book.
When I first saw the photo, I was in awe because Stoya (as always) looks stunning. But then, I looked a little more closely and noticed the girl to the left of Stoya.
According to the liberal media, James Deen is beloved by nearly all females. Teenagers and children most of all. So it seems important that we mentioned that while James Deen encourages babies and adolescents to visit his blog as often as possible so that they may learn about which woman James happens to be "banging" that day, we here at POPPORN produce adults-only material, and we need you kids to leave now. You little shits.
Sure you do! Her name is Stoya. She's a Digital Playground contract star, friend to this here blog and all around nice gal. You might also call her, "The most well known, non-practicing porn star who isn't retired" in the industry". Or, you might just call her a sweet piece of perfect ass.
Some people seem to think that knowledge of a public persona's real name is some kind of power to wield, like an old pulp fantasy novel in which a demon can be summoned by the proper pronunciation of its twelve syllable long name.
Before we start, I'll tell you what the best line in this whole video is. It's this: "You'll be fat...as a fuckin' fat retard."
So hey, remember how we said we were gonna milk at least one more episode of our web-video foolishness out of the footage we shot with Stoya last month? Well, fuck, dudes, here it is! In today's video, we'll speak a little bit more with Stoya about what's been going on with her since she disappeared off the face of the Earth last year. Not only that, but we'll also see her tits a little bit, which ought to be cool for you guys, because nobody's seen too much of them since she disappeared off the face of the Earth!
Also, you'll get to see footage of BUCKTON realizing how awful his dick smells! Pure comedy gold!
Hey, Stoya's back!
Kind of. Or not really, I guess. I mean, she's not back shooting new pornography or anything. But, heck, she is back on POPPORN, and that's really what matters to everybody out there, isn't it? No, it's not. But heck, we're gonna go ahead and believe it anyway.
I had a thought this morning: Since condoms in porn are perceived by the adult industry as something that hurts the sales of a movie or scene, would it make a difference if internal (usually called female condoms) were used? So I asked the twitter-verse. The responses directly addressing the use of internal condoms mostly pointed out that they kind of hang out of the vagina and obscure the view of labia. This is probably more unpleasant visually than a traditional male condom. Point taken.
Bad girls know how to have fun. A truer statement could not be said in my opinion. In this outing the baddest of the bad from Digital Playground come out to play. Stoya, Shay Jordan and Gabriella Fox are joined by Serena Del Rio and Kelly Summer for some bad times. Look for plenty of blindfolds and shackles as these ladies take no prisoners in Bad Girls.
Digital Playground is showcasing the 2008 AVN Best New Starlet Stoya in her own Heat movie. This is only the second movie with that title to be released from them, the first being Jesse Jane’s. Stoya is featured in three scenes, including a boy/boy/girl to finish the movie. Priva, Nika Noir and Madison Scott fill out the rest of the cast. So get out of the kitchen if you can’t handle Stoya: Heat.
Whoa. You're not gonna believe this, but we totally got award-winning pornotrician Stoya to appear on our site!
We're not sure how it happened, or why she deemed us worthy, but fuck, we're not gonna ask any questions. The important thing is that Stoya, star of Stoya: Video Nasty and that one scene of Pirates II is being interviewed on POPPORN! This is truly turning point in the history of our quaint little blog. We - what? She's been on our site, like, a billion times?
[cue laughter about porn chicks not being actresses and whatnot...]
Hey, did you know that we're total winners, here at POPPORN? It's true. Think about it. Why the fuck else would Stoya keep coming back to hang out with us? Either we're total winners in every sense of the word (except the actual "award-winning" sense, of course. Thanks a fucking lot, AVN.), or Stoya just really, really needed to speak out about Kimberly Kane's recent alt-fuckery DVD, Live In My Secrets.