Now, we're not naming names, but the adult industry is somewhat notorious for taking the easy way out. Just look at this blatant attempt to do as little work as possible or this one over here. Honestly, most people who work in the adult industry are only there because they failed at one thing or another in life and thus, found refuge in the easy going, adult-porno arena.
Hell, look at us. Collectively, we're failed musicians, artists, film makers, comic book authors, writers and love makers. Thus, we carved out a little niche in the back of the short bus and set up shop. Don't feel bad for us, some people have to be the folks who stand and wave as the parade goes by.
Hey, the Lebowski spoof came out! And we watched it! And it was pretty good! And we made a short video of us talking about it! Hey!
Yeah, sometimes it's nice to start the week off with a nice photo essay. I mean, really, after the weekend who really wants to come into work, visit our blog and read words. More importantly, who wants to come into work after a nice weekend and write words. Not us, that I can tell you. So, we're pretty stoked to have these photos from the set of our recent production, The Delinquents. We posted the first batch of photos from the set over here.
The Delinquents is set for release May 25th on Zero Tolerance. We're pretty excited about this one. It's most definitely our best, funniest and sexiest.
"Trim your shit, Mary."
That's how this video ends. I know spoilers aren't generally a good idea, but I just thought the above Byron quote was too damn powerful, and I just had to start this node with it. Trim your shit, Mary. That sort of sums it all up, doesn't it?
Dig this! We got one more nugget of Lebowski-related smut news to throw your way. Who knew?
Given the fact that Tom Byron's starring in the upcoming XXX spoof-out, and also given the fact that Tom hosts a regular feature on POPPORN in which he doles out shitty advice to whatever punk-ass dickheads that care to send a question or two his way, we thought it would just make sense to see if The Lord of Ass wanted to answer a few questions from the horde of Coen-crazed film geeks among our ranks.
I know for a lot of us, it's tough to remember anything that happened more than three or four days ago, let alone a full month. But back in January, we mentioned an upcoming Big Lebowski spoof that New Sensations was getting ready to drop into our proverbial laps. At the time, we knew that director extraordinaire Lee Roy Myers was planning to cast some regular joes (aka non-pornographic performers) to round out a few choice roles in the cast, but aside from that, we really didn't have a clue who else would be appearing in the thing, let alone who would be filling Jeff Bridges resin-coated shoes in the lead role as Jeffrey Lebowski, better know as the dude.
Hey, look! Monique Alexander's sitting on Tom Byron's lap! That means she's sitting in on today's Shitty Advice video (and most likely countering Tom's shitty advice with some top-notch suggestions of her own). Chances are you've seen Monique in action over the past few years, either in a bombastic and plot-heavy Paul Thomas feature (no offense to Monique, I just personally feel like Thomas is the Michael Bay of porn), or in the just-released (and significantly more bombastic) POPPORN effort, How to Be A Ladies Man.
Before we go any further, I'm gonna just go ahead and beg you to go buy How to Be A Ladies Man. Couldn't hurt, right?
Hey groovers, we got some new advice for you to groove on!
Yep, King Tom is back and he's got more of the shitty advice you've come to base all of your important life decisions on, day in and day out (we hope). Joining Tom for this go-round is non other than Kristina Rose, who we just love the god-damn fuck out of (and are in the midst of shooting for our upcoming Jersey Shore spoof as well)!
In a departure from the usual shitty (or actually terrific) advice often passed on to you, Tom Byron and his whole god damn beautiful crew are taking a minute out of their busy holiday photo shoot to wish you and yours a happy holiday season.
Before we start, I gotta say, I get real pissed off when I see somebody other than Lisa Ann trying to take the mantle of pornography's Sarah Palin. Maybe it's because Lisa did it first. Maybe it's because she hails from the Lehigh Valley (like much of the POPPORN staff). I couldn't say for sure, but those other fuckers better knock it the fuck off quick. That's all.
Oh, yeah - we have a new Tom Byron video for you fuckaz!
What up, dickheads? Just kidding. You trickstaz aren't dickheads. If you were, would we be sharing this new nugget of wisdom from dear old Tom Byron with you? Fuck no, we wouldn't!
Groove on this shit! Tom's hanging with fan-favorite pornographer Sadie West, who you may remember from that time that BUCKTON tried to bang her but kept getting CB'd by the ghost of Ashlynn Brooke (who he had previously killed. Whoops.). You might also remember her from that time we interviewed her last year, back when she was just getting into the porno biz. She's a super lady and we're god damn happy as shit to have her back on the site.
You might recall around this time last year, we posted an article about the annual IVD/ECN warehouse show held in lovely Hightstown, NJ for adult store owners, vendors, retailers and the like. What made that article so interesting is that it was actually a rant about how POPPORN.com, located only 40 minutes away in Philadelphia, PA had NOT been invited to the annual gala. Sure, we might not have technically deserved to be there, but honestly, we like free shindigs with food and alcohol and thus, we felt we deserved an invite.
Back when I first started whacking off to porno, one of the big names that seemed to be popping up in nearly everything I saw (I saw a lot of Vivid stuff) was Raylene. I'll admit that I'd usually fast-forwarded through her scenes. I just wasn't into her. She wasn't my thing. I couldn't enjoy whacking off to her. But now...I don't know if it's because I'm older or because she's older or hell, maybe it's the business suit she's wearing...but Raylene's looking damn good here.
As we've mentioned before, we're not really in the business of breaking news. We're far too understaffed for that sort of glory-hound, real journalism sort of angle, instead, we choose to dredge up news already posted and give it to you dialed UP! However, in our short history, we have brought some nuggets to the people and one of them was the introduction of the lovely Stevie Hart to the adult world.