Always there to help with a bit of advice or to have her asshole swallow a baseball bat, porn dirty girl Belladonna was back in Australia for this week's Sydney Sexpo.

What timing! The Pope is in town for World Youth Day.

Said Belladonna to news.com.au: "The Pope has indicated he might apologize to victims of sexual abuse and that is a positive thing to do. But unless he follows up with some practical advice that addresses the sexual needs and desires of clergy, the problem will simply continue.

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