Don't get us wrong. We're not wondering what Kagney Linn Karter is up to because YouTube videos of dog's poo'in remind us of Kagney. It's just that we are bored today, so while looking at videos of dog's poo'in on YouTube we got to wondering what Kagney Linn Karter is up to.
Did she die?
So, if you recall, we spent a little bit of time at the Miami porno expo a few weeks back. Some of the time was spent working. Some of it was spent sloppin' sexual innuendo back and forth with Isis Taylor. And hey, at least five minutes of it was spent talking to big-time porno superstar Kagney Linn Karter!
POPPORN's Man Vs. Pussy is nearing completion. The movie's in the final throes of post-production. The cover art's all ready to go. And hey, look at this, we got ourselves a trailer! As you may know, the premise of this film is fairly simple. One man. Five girls. 12 hours. With a few simple rules attached.
So, yeah. POPPORN's been a little light on content this week. We haven't been doing our jobs. But really, the reason we haven't been keeping our site as well updated as usual with reports about porno is because we've been busy making porno movies, which, really, is better for everyone in the long run, isn't it? We've got a few aces up our proverbial sleeve in the coming months. The long-awaited Pink Lips project is still in the works (having had to take a back seat to a certain parody picture about dorks), and we're deep in the throes of post-production on an all-new top-secret mega-production that I think I've already said too much about.
( Ed. Note - Peter Warren crawled out from the crawl space today in honor of Ms. Kagney Linn Karter. See, it's her birthday today (all day) and he penned a special birthday poem just for her. Take it away, Peter!)
Seriously, I'm gonna have to start watching TV if I want to have any sort of future in porn. It's just getting to the point where I've never heard of half the things that are getting parody-ized (is that a word? Parodized, maybe?) in porno these days. And that's not saying that the properties getting spoofed these days are without their cultural merit. Rather, I'm just so far out of the loop that I don't quite know what's what anymore. I mean, I'm familiar with The Brady Bunch, Cheers, Seinfeld and all those mega-popular shits from days of yore, but I can't say I ever heard of anything like The Big Bang Theory until Lee Roy had his way with it. Heck, I never heard of TMZ until Bangs told me he and BUCKTON were spoofing it. It makes it harder and harder to believe that no one's touched Twin Peaks yet.
I got this video passed on to me from our fine friends at the Zero Tolerance pornography company, who, as you may or may not know (but most likely do know unless this is your first time laying eyes upon our "award-winning" adult-themed blog) have done quite a bit for us in terms of helping us ease our feet into the business of making movies about people having sex. Mike Quasar requested that I promote the following video on our site in some way, though the request also included a caveat, that I abstain from my usual "juvenile mockery".
Yeah, sometimes it's nice to start the week off with a nice photo essay. I mean, really, after the weekend who really wants to come into work, visit our blog and read words. More importantly, who wants to come into work after a nice weekend and write words. Not us, that I can tell you. So, we're pretty stoked to have these photos from the set of our recent production, The Delinquents. We posted the first batch of photos from the set over here.
The Delinquents is set for release May 25th on Zero Tolerance. We're pretty excited about this one. It's most definitely our best, funniest and sexiest.
And lastly this week, we leave you with a trailer for our upcoming, POPPORN produced XXX feature, The Delinquents.
So, as we gear up the ol' promotional machine to let you know about our new porno, The Delinquents, we wanted to whet your appetite with some sweet production stills. I'm not really sure why we're using the term production stills...seems like it's a little high-brow for us. Instead, let's just agree to call them photos I took while people were doing things on set.
Well, after our whirlwind trip into the land of porn parody with Official Jersey Shore Parody (and our subsequent demolishing of the competition who called us, "liars") we're heading back out to Los Angeles on April 6th to begin production on our next movie called, The Delinquents. We're back making an original sex comedy and we're glad to be home. Of course, we'll be going on vacation again soon for our Official Hangover Parody but that's besides the point. Everyone needs a vacation...even us. What of it?
Once again, Mr. Mike Quasar surprised us with a promotional video for the upcoming film, KAGNEY LINN KARTER: SUPERHERO SEX THERAPIST. It looks like a hot little number from 3rd Degree that streets in December.
Tuesday night I hit ye olde Porn Star Karaoke for the first time in many moons. According to Rising Star PR guy Acme Andersson, who was attending for his first time EVER (you hermit you) along with partner Devan Cypher, the LA Times hailed it as the “Greatest PSK EVER!” and the Washington Times wrote, “We can all kill ourselves now. Civilization has peaked.” I have not checked for confirmation of these quotes, nor do I intend to, because everything Acme says is sacrosanct fact in my book.