Every bit of common sense I have is telling me to ignore this. But I can't. Because Bangs called me lazy the other day, and while I'm fairly sure if was a brief statement of fact and not any sort of challenge, I can't help but feel like I've got to add something to popporn while he's away making pornography with BUCKTON. And this Octomom stuff literally popped up in front of my face this morning while I was scouring the internet for my usual plethora of comic-book-related news tidbits (Jonathan Hickman's writing Avengers!).
While I think it's easy to say that I'm one of those people who truly couldn't give a shit-and-a-half about the majority of celebrity gossip, this recent news about Octomom piqued my interest. As you may or may not know, Nadya Suleman (alleged multiple motherer) recently produced a short fetish video starring herself (clad in a corset and black leggings) and some dude in a diaper. She apparently whips him repeatedly and probably calls him "bad baby" or "you stupid fucking child" or something like that while he whimpers and, I dunno, maybe shit himself or drinks milk or something. It's a well-known fetish called...um...babyfuckery or something like that.
I love me some baby dramz! So when Nadya Suleman, mother of six of Whittier, CA gave birth to octuplets in January I was all over that shit. As each day passed after the 33 year old gave birth to the 8 babies at once more info was released about just how fucking crazy this woman is.