Hey! We made this movie! That means that you should totally go buy it, regardless of what this review says. Even though the review turns out to be pretty favorable. I know what you're thinking. You're thinking "wait, you guys made this movie. Of course you're gonna give it a favorable review!", and you're right. But it's not because we're boastful people. It's because this movie really is freaking great. And we know firsthand, because we were the ones who made it so great. For serious.
Hey, we're not afraid to say that something we made sucks. We're mature enough to admit defeat. We just don't put our names on those particular sucky products. Not that The Delinquents is one of them. That shit's pure fucking pornographical gold. For serious.
Man, I love boasting!
Yeah, sometimes it's nice to start the week off with a nice photo essay. I mean, really, after the weekend who really wants to come into work, visit our blog and read words. More importantly, who wants to come into work after a nice weekend and write words. Not us, that I can tell you. So, we're pretty stoked to have these photos from the set of our recent production, The Delinquents. We posted the first batch of photos from the set over here.
The Delinquents is set for release May 25th on Zero Tolerance. We're pretty excited about this one. It's most definitely our best, funniest and sexiest.
Since we posted a new article from our new writer Sparky Sin Claire about her adventures on the set of our upcoming porno-masterpiece, The Delinquents, we thought it might be a good time to give you a little teaser vid of what to expect. Sure, it's a teaser video so it's not gonna tell you a whole lot, but it should be enough to prove to you that once again, we're making ridiculous pornography.
So, as we gear up the ol' promotional machine to let you know about our new porno, The Delinquents, we wanted to whet your appetite with some sweet production stills. I'm not really sure why we're using the term production stills...seems like it's a little high-brow for us. Instead, let's just agree to call them photos I took while people were doing things on set.
As you may or may not know, BUCKTON and Bangs just returned from their trip to the West Coast, where, in addition to teaching the West Coast how to groove, they also got down to work and shot some pornography. They returned to the office, hard drive in hand, ready to hand off the footage for POPPORN's latest opus, The Delinquents. The movie's been shot. They've committed it to film and now it's my turn to assemble the damn thing.
Well, after our whirlwind trip into the land of porn parody with Official Jersey Shore Parody (and our subsequent demolishing of the competition who called us, "liars") we're heading back out to Los Angeles on April 6th to begin production on our next movie called, The Delinquents. We're back making an original sex comedy and we're glad to be home. Of course, we'll be going on vacation again soon for our Official Hangover Parody but that's besides the point. Everyone needs a vacation...even us. What of it?
We know, it's been a little quiet around these parts the past couple of weeks. As we mentioned before the turkey slaughtering holiday, December was going to be a little busy for us so updates might be a little spotty. Why would our updates be spotty? Well, you might have heard that we were nominated for nine, count them, nine AVN award nominations. That fact has sort of sent us into a tizzy of self-evaluation and, of course, vodka fueled binges. In addition to that, we've been hard at work on the follow up to our AVN nominated mega-global-hyper hit POPPORN - The Guide To Making Fuck and damnit, we wanna get it right. After all, we're AVN nominated fuck-makers now, right?
Hey dudes! We just realized that we still have many more awesome photographs from the set of our new porno to show you!
As you're most likely aware by now, the POPPORN crew is hard at work on their newest groundbreaking film. This film, set as an infomercial hosted by BUCKTON, is designed to help each and every man on Earth, no matter how uncouth, ugly, smelly or poor he may be, get all the pussy he would ever desire. It's sure to change the way people look at not only pornography, but eroticism in general.
But, shit. It's not done yet. We just finished filming it, for god's sake. So while we don't have any trailers or scholarly essays about the film's cultural impact as of yet, we do have a few more photos from the set, and everybody likes lookin' at pictures, right?
Photos galore after the jump.
Last weekend, we headed out to Los Angeles to shoot our next adult film, How To Be A Ladies Man. We shot in North Hollywood on a sound stage for three days. We had a sweet set built for us, we had sweet food served on set (that wasn't so sweet) we had 20 hour shoots, no police raids and genuinely, a pretty sweet time. While we were away, MEAT BALL posted some photos for your enjoyment.
The premise of the film is basically an infomercial. Yes, an infomercial that will help you get sex. In this installment, we set about to help men score sweet, sweet ladies. Believe us, most men need a shit ton of help...especially us.
I know everybody's getting all set to groove out and drink themselves into oblivion for the weekend (and I'm right there with you), but before we all head out into the bliss that is Friday, Saturday and Sunday, we've got a special surprise for you: pics from the set of our new porno movie!
As you most likely know, we're in the midst of production on our next blockbuster smut film, How to Be a Ladies Man! It's gonna be sexy as fuck, funny as shit, and most likely somewhat crude and uncouth (as is our way). BUCKTON and Bangs grooved themselves out to Los Angeles a few days ago to get the cameras rolling, and if these photos are any indication, things appear to moving along quite well indeed.
Hi folks! We wanted to take a moment to let you know that BUCKTON and Bangs are on their way to the lovely city of Los Angeles today. We'll be departing Philadelphia International Airport around 6PM today on US Airways flight 39 (in case you feel like stalking). We're heading out to begin shooting our next adult feature, HOW TO BE A LADIES MAN. It's a tentative title of course, you never know how these things will change when it's all said and done, but it's a decent enough title for now.
We've been trying for the past few weeks to drum up investors for a mainstream infomercial that BUCKTON has decided he wants to make. From the very beginning we explained to him that the chances of that happening were damn near impossible but, we agreed to at least try. Well, we made several pitches to no avail. We even had one or two promising meetings with a company in New York that invests in these types of programs and even received some private donations from readers who simply wanted to help.
However, at the end of the day, it just wasn't happening. That is, until now.
Just as Ferris Bueller once said, life goes pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it. And so, we've pretty much built our short lived career on being flexible. Boy does that flexing come in handy...
Woah, where was I? Oh yeah, vacation. I'm sorry, I seem to be a little bit disorganized since I returned from a glorious week of fun in the sun and sand. Yep, I was off blowing some of the dough we've been raking in from operating this here site as well as the fucking HUGE royalty checks we've been receiving thanks to the killer sales of both POPPORN - THE GUIDE TO MAKING FUCK and TMSLEAZE.
However, after going on vacation we (or should I say, me? ah, whatever...) have come to the realization that we will need to produce more revenue if we are to sustain this lap of luxury lifestyle. Thus, another film!
Look, we know, we know...we've been whoring our POPPORN - THE GUIDE TO MAKING FUCK like nobody's business, but can you blame us? I mean, have you seen it? It's fucking great!
Our friends over at AdultDVDTalk.com posted their review of the movie and their reviewer Jake Blade? He loved it! We don't even know him so it's not like we bribed him or he owes us or anything! Nope, Mr. Blade just seems to dig the movie and for that we'd like to say thanks! Oh, and wave to our friends at AdultDVDTalk.com, hi Steph!
You can read the review over at AdultDVDTalk.com or read it right here.