This little number does the job whether you've got the vibration on OR off. I was intimidated by it's size the first time I laid eyes on it, but soon learned that if i got it nice and lubed up and used it as a dildo, the Frostie Zig-Zag would make me cum in just a few short minutes. It's ridges hit all the right spots!

Ms. Santi has created her own version of a "Rabbit" style vibrator, in the likeness of her gigantic dragon tattoo. I must say, I think dragons are MUCH cooler than rabbits. They don't run away in the face of danger, they fly, they breathe fire and are generally all around awesome. So when Eragon, our toy guy, handed me Sophia's Dragon I was pretty fuckin' excited. And she did not let me down.

Stop right there!

If you ain't watched part one yet, get the fuckin' fuck back there and see what your sorry ass missed. This thing ain't gonna make sense without it!

Of course, truth be told, it probably won't make all that much sense either way. But we got Spock going incognito, MEAT BALL puking, a couple of nice zoobatroggin' titzahs and some of the bitchinest comedy in town.

Ever wonder what the ladies of POPPORN do when they're not doing shirtless porno reviews with Monsieur BUCKTON? We wondered, too. Especially after BUCKTON overheard some plans for a booze-fueled, pill-poppin' all-girl party.

It turns out that these girls spend their leisure time doing exactly what you'd imagine they'd be doing: drinking, smoking weed, lounging in lingerie, watching porno, making out, and occasionally discussing the early works of Werner Herzog (though that particular discussion was far too hardcore for our site. Gapes aplenty...).

We fucked up. Yesterday, June 18th was Randy Spears' birthday, and we fucking missed it. We thought we'd try to make it up to porno's awesomest dude by posting a stellar review of his latest directorial effort on our avant-garde blog. But that all went to shit when, frankly, the movie was a little sub-par.

This week, the BUCKTON/HATE team are walking you through this all-girl-except-for-one-dude's-finger flick called Bitchcraft 3. It's a pretty fucking disgusting film (no offense to any of you folks out there who are into disgusting shit), packed full of bondage, milk shitting, clothespins and lots of other shit that was enough to make Buckton want to puke. But then again, isn't Buckton sort of a lightweight when it comes to porno? No he's not, and fuck you saying he was!

Is that a giant beave that BUCKTON and Kate are staring at? You bet it is! Pretty magnificent, huh? And that's not even the best part of today's video.

Last week, Kate Hate got the hell out of Philadelphia to visit that great heap of decay, New York City. Sure, the folks may be dumber there, but they get back at you by overcharging for everything. I suppose all is fair, huh?

While there, Kate lined up some activities and made sure to snap photos as often as possible. Think of it as a little tour diary. The problem? Kate's cell phone doesn't seem to be the best...we're talking 1.3 minus pixels. That means, every picture is actually reduced in quality making it look more like a universal brown than mud. Nonetheless, her good pal from DrivenByBoredom.com (he's from New York obviously) was available to snap numerous photos of our gal enjoying life...Kate, we love ya!

Apparently we love cheerleaders, and who can blame us?

Much like last week's pick, this week's number one porno focuses on slutty teenagers filled with so much school spirit (and cum) that it's dripping out of their vaginas. It's a classy little number called Cheerleaders, directed by Digital Playground's primo smut-maker, Robby D.