Today we're pretty much shittin' our pants in excitement and anticipation of showing you, our loyal readers, the trailer to our upcoming porn flick. While we do our fair share of porn parody work and appreciate the opportunities we are given no matter how hackish they may seem, any true artist enjoys and prefers working in their own realm of creativity.

You remember that movie from a few years ago where that loser kid asked some porno girl to go to his prom with him? And then she says yes and everybody freaks out? No, I don't remember it either on account of it looked like shit. But it turns out that maybe I don't need to remember it because it's apparently being played out right now, right here in real life! Wahoo!

Some dude named Mike Stone (who, according to his twitter feed is AWESOME) is apparently hard at work trying to get a porno star to go to his prom with him. And not any specific porn star either. He's apparently broadcast the message that, in fact, any one will do! Good to know!

Unfortunately for Mr. Stone, he's already going to have to aim somewhere below the apex of porn royalty, for, as you may have read in the press, Dana DeArmond has turned him down.

Wait up, shits. James Deen isn't finished with you yet.

Today's installment of POPPORN's increasingly-irrelevant coverage of the AVN Awards features a slightly drunker James Deen than we've seen in the previous videos (though this footage was actually shot a half-hour or so before the other stuff). Watch in awe as Mr. Deen interviews Dana DeArmond, Dave Navarro, Tommy Gunn, an anti-semite and some nerd guy who is simultaneously trying to interview him as well.

A healthy argument just happened here at the POPPORN offices.

Earlier today, Brian Bangs tweeted that, given the choice, he'd rather have sex with Dana DeArmond than eat a plate of nachos. I, being of sound and rational mind, felt that I needed to chime in. Honestly, what reasonable being of any walk of life would seriously choose sexual intercourse over a plate of Nachos? Are nachos not still the pinnacle of human achievement? Am I in the Twilight Zone here or something? Did I miss a memo or something? What the fuck has happened to people's sense of right and wrong?

Hey, remember a week or two ago when we unleashed the bitch-ass magnificent trailer for our upcoming parodopus (parody + opus), The Official Revenge of the Nerds Parody? Well, you can go ahead and forget the fuck about that one, because the trailer we're unleashing today is gonna knock it's fuckin' block off!

And the hits just keep rollin'...

Last week, BUCKTON and I were out in Los Angeles to shoot our upcoming Official Revenge of the Nerds Parody. It's coming out in April and ended up being one insane shoot. There's really too much that went wrong on set to try and explain, however, for everything that went wrong, there was a mutually rewarding thing that went right to make up for it. While the shoot days were long and pretty grueling, we were able to snap a few sweet photos from set to show to you here. Thankfully, BUCKTON stepped in to describe what's going on in each of these photos because frankly, I was accidentally roofied on set and spent most of the time trying to pick up on inanimate objects. Odd. Nonetheless, this movie is going to be pretty fucking epic and we'll be giving you updates pretty regularly as we go into post-production. And off we go...

As you probably aren't aware, POPPORN recently passed our third anniversary. It went by with little to no fanfare, mostly because we've alienated way too many of you fuckers of the course of the past 1,095 days or so (and even we occasionally reach a limit to our braggadocio). But regardless, it was a milestone of sorts. So what better way to celebrate than to revisit the subject of our very first public feud, Madame Dana DeArmond?

Everyone loves a good party. Friends, libations, off-color humor...mix that with a dive bar in Canoga Park to celebrate Spock BUCKTON, Nate Liquor and Kristina Rose's birthday's and you got yourself one heck of a photo essay. We almost forgot to post these pics, what with all the big deal happening's around these parts, but then we seemed to recall a picture of Kristina Rose's ass on a dirty bar floor that sent us digging thru the image folders.

Okay, the title of this video implies that everybody taking part in this thing was hammered. Personally, I wasn't there, so I can't really stand behind that accusation. I mean, I'm pretty sure BUCKTON was hammered for the whole awards show. i can't really say for sure whether or not Alektra and Kaylani are. You'll have to judge for yourself. Unless the two of them show up here at POPPORN and leave a bunch of comments and whatnot, which we all hope they will.

Anyway, as you see, this is the first batch of footage we cobbled together from the hot shit AVN Awards in January. Sure, it's not exactly timely, but who the fuck gives a fuck? Come on. Lots more to come. You wait and see.

I love hearing what my fans have to say about serious issues, but perhaps some of you are wondering what the day to day life of a porn star is like. Could it really be all glitz, glamour, and gratuitous cum shots? When you’ve made a career out of sensual pleasure, what do you do for fun? Today, I’m going to give you a glimpse into my personal life with the details from a recent day of recreation in LA!

Holy shit, I just realized something.

I was grooving around on my editing/graphics computer here at the POPPORN offices (I have two computers, see. One of them is for doing regular work, and the other is for doing fun work like editing and making box covers and shit. Why do I need two different computers? I don't know. I guess because my importance demands it.), and I was putting together some shots of Dana DeArmond from the recent footage she shot for Pop One Productions (go ahead, click on it!). Something struck me when I looked into her somewhat-newly-braced face, but I couldn't quite put my finger on it.

Hey, mothafuckaz! It's been a while since we grooved out to one of Tom's advice columns, hasn't it? Far too long, if you ask us! That's why the Lord of Asses is back with a new round of the shittiest advice ever heard, and by golly, he's got Dana DeArmond with him!

Does twitter hate porno? They just might, according to some shit I just read over at lukeford.com. Now, they broke this story a few days back, so maybe all this shit's been resolved by now, but word is, twitter's been suspending a shitload of "twitpic" accounts belonging to porno folks.

It finally happened. We finally got Dana DeArmond on our site. We thought it would never happen, due to an argument we had a little while back (which we won't link to, because we're ready to movie on). But damn it, here she is and we love the fuck out of her.