As usual, we felt it necessary to let our friends and readers (never shall the two meet) know about a new occurrence in the universe of breasts. While we've been one of the few scumbag websites to register this information as news, we feel that other sites are doing a disservice to those women who choose to embiggen their milk sacks by not reporting on it.
Hey, it's new video day!
At POPPORN, we do our best to steer clear of anything remotely serious because frankly, we're emotionally stunted and don't deal well with crisis. However, when we heard that one of our most favorite people in the world, Jessie Lee was injured in a car accident while on her way to Exxxotica Edison, even we felt something.
We shot this video almost a year ago. Most of the people involved have given up porn or died by now. I think. Maybe not.
Before we start, you should know that BUCKTON and Kate Hate are neighbors. Knowing that should make the opening of this video slightly more coherent.
But not much.
Given that it's Halloween weekend, I thought it might be a good idea to clue all of you groovemeisters in on the awesome shenanigans goin' down over at Burning Angel. In perfect harmony with this most ghastly of holidays, Joanna and her crew have unleashed a 35-minute fright-fuck movie called Dong of the Dead, and I gotta say, this thing looks pretty fuckin' righteous. Of course, that might just be because the thing stars James "two-scene" Deen, who not only currently holds the title of AVN's male performer of the year (for another few months, anyway), but also holds they key to POPPORN's hearts.
What a dreamboat.
On Thursday, June 18th, I flew to LA for my first ever "porno vacation". Despite dealing with several connections and delayed luggage, I couldn't have been more thrilled to be in LA! Being at Joanna Angel's house is like being on BurningAngel.com in 3D or something; I immediately recognized certain spots where people have been photographed or fucked throughout the house.
Are you picturing a well-educated, confident, independent business woman who has discovered a career doing something she loves? Or do you see a dim-witted, down-on her luck, promiscuous girl who lacks the qualifications to procure employment as anything other than a professional sex worker? While you will find examples of each and pretty much everything in between in the adult film industry, the majority of people seem to be under the impression that every girl who works in porn fits the latter description.
We would love to introduce you to POPPORN.com's newest contributor, Phoenix Askani. You may remember her as the winner of our first ever Twitter Tits contest. Well, we thought that, besides the $500 bucks, writing for POPPORN.com would be a great award. We just hope she agrees! Anywho, expect to see a lot more of Phoenix. So, away we go...
Check it out - Burning Angel cured the swine flu! We knew Joanna ran a pretty fuckin' boss and bitchin' empire over at BA, but we didn't realize the extent of the magical powers nestled inside the zoobs of the Burning Angel ladies. But fuck us if we don't have actual video proof of the hog disease getting obliterated by Misti Dawn's zoobs!
So you like girls with tattoos, piercings and bad attitudes? Well then BurningAngel.com is for you!
We met the Burning Angel crew years ago before Joanna Angel became the industry legend that she is and forever will be. At the time, they were working their asses off everyday to bring a new brand of porn to the masses. A brand that is for the people by the people starring real people...people just like them.