I know for a lot of us, it's tough to remember anything that happened more than three or four days ago, let alone a full month. But back in January, we mentioned an upcoming Big Lebowski spoof that New Sensations was getting ready to drop into our proverbial laps. At the time, we knew that director extraordinaire Lee Roy Myers was planning to cast some regular joes (aka non-pornographic performers) to round out a few choice roles in the cast, but aside from that, we really didn't have a clue who else would be appearing in the thing, let alone who would be filling Jeff Bridges resin-coated shoes in the lead role as Jeffrey Lebowski, better know as the dude.

You might have heard a little commotion over two adult parodies coming out that deal with the MTV television show, Jersey Shore. Here's the situation (oof, I can't believe I said "situation" when talking about Jersey Shore...or maybe I can.)...way back a couple of months ago (years in terms of porn) we here at POPPORN announced that we were gonna be writing and producing an adult spoof of that, now legendary, show with Zero Tolerance. Being that adult production companies are making porn parodies hand-over-fist these days, they have all gotten into the practice of announcing which shows they are, in a sense, "calling" to avoid any doubling up. It's a gracious practice and, for the most part, has kept the number of redundant parodies to a minimum.

Hey fuckaz!

Given that it's Halloween weekend, I thought it might be a good idea to clue all of you groovemeisters in on the awesome shenanigans goin' down over at Burning Angel. In perfect harmony with this most ghastly of holidays, Joanna and her crew have unleashed a 35-minute fright-fuck movie called Dong of the Dead, and I gotta say, this thing looks pretty fuckin' righteous. Of course, that might just be because the thing stars James "two-scene" Deen, who not only currently holds the title of AVN's male performer of the year (for another few months, anyway), but also holds they key to POPPORN's hearts.

What a dreamboat.

The Gauntlet: Movie I did in 07 for Vouyer Media:

# of girls fucked: 1
# of boys fucked: 8
# of boys sucked: 24
# of loads swallowed: 24
# of creampies: 4

I was cruising around the west coasts largest porno convention EroticaLA with my boy James Deen. We were partaking in some beverages and seeing how many girls we could get to make out with me. We were quite successful in both missions; beverages were consumed and making out happened with several nice young ladies (and one kind of really old one but I don't care about age it was still rad).

Whoa, remember that innuendo-infused Burger King ad that we posted the story on a little while back? It had a pasty woman with bright red lipstick getting ready to give a double-burger a suckjob and whatnot? Well, the admakers of Europe have done it again, fuckaz! This time, the product in question is everybody's favorite lymon-flavored beverage, Sprite!

So obviously the porno studios are in love with these fucking parodies. Of course this allows for some of the best porno titles I’ve ever heard such as: Itty Bitty Titty Gang Bang, Schlong Blade, Men in Black Men, Lawrence of a Labia, E3: The Extra-Testicle, 28 Gays Later, Roadclit, Lord of the Cock Rings, Clithanger, Acockalupse Now, Honey, I Fucked the Kids, A Cockwork Orange, As Hard As It Gets, Choke-A-Hontas, and of course everyone’s favorite family alien: ALF: Anal Loving Furries. Now, not each of these movies is actually a parody, some just come up with a witty turn of phrase for the title, but you know what I'm getting at!

One of our most favorite people in the world is James "Two-Scene" Deen. We're not sure if it's because of his charming personality, flawless hair or his ability to drink like the old Jewish uncle we never had.

From time to time, James likes to text us late at night with his thoughts on the world in which he lives. Sure, he gets to have sex with the biggest names in porn, but that doesn't mean he doesn't have issues with the world. Remember, happiness is relative. James dropped us a note recently complaining about the abundance of exposed butt cracks in the world and it seems as tho he's simply had enough. We asked him to consider an online petition.

Boy, there sure were a lot of big-time porno bigshots hanging out on the red carpet of the AVN awards, huh? Of course, it hardly needs to be said that the greatest stars of them all were BUCKTON (all caps) and drake (all lowercase). But you already knew that.

Okay. it looks like the POPPORN jet touched down safely in Las Vegas. Thank God it did, too, because we - wait, what? Yes, we have a jet. Of course we have a jet. What, do you think we travel by fucking hot air balloon or something? What kind of two-bit shitstorm do you think we're running here?