Let's dust off our collective memories for just a moment. Remember last January when we got all excited (and thus made you twice as excited), because we had announced that we were teaming up with Lee Roy Myers to make a bitch-ass awesome porno movie called Pink Lips? We had big plans to shoot it, edit it and get it out there for the public to consume through their boners. It would be ready to go in a matter of weeks. I mean, it was in post-production by the end of February.

We recently cracked open Smash Pictures' new Halloween XXX Parody, figuring it would be a totally bad-ass flick that we could totally whack off to. I mean, there's bad-ass movies and there's totally boss-fuckin' bad-ass movies, if you know what I mean. We figured this would be in the latter category. The most bad-ass of bad-ass, if you will.

Little did we know, the movie would be so fuckin' weird! Check out this exclusive clip for a sample. Smash Pictures, your porno's broke!

Hey, Lee Roy Myers. We just watched that Pron movie you made. While it had some kick-ass performances in it, we gotta say...this movie had some big script problems. Lucky for you, since you and POPPORN are bound to one another until death, we figured we have the right (and perhaps the duty) to go ahead and fix your movie.

For those who aren't in the know, Pron: The XXX Parody is a porno spoof based on the Tron film franchise. The story revolves around a guy called Tony Rosano who has to deal with glowers, lady glowers, grizzles, light-up frisbees and poo. The film features music by Hype Jones, which is a pretty good reason to watch the movie right here.

A lot of people don't know this, but when you make a movie, you're really supposed to put the trailer together before doing anything else.

As we mentioned earlier this week, we're pretty excited to have partnered up with Lee Roy Myers to begin producing some new adult films in 2011. Shooting begins on our first collaboration, Pink Lips mid-February and we'll be sure to give you behind the scenes photos and updates as they happen. However, we wanted to make sure that we introduced you to our cast.

If you know anything about us, it's that we're always working. We've got schemes within schemes and projects that are based on other projects. Hell, we have meetings to discuss our meetings, that's just how hard we're always working. So while you're sitting back collecting big pay checks for whatever it is you call a job, we're being paid minimum wage and spending all of our meager earnings to rent out a 15 x 15 storage garage just to hold our meetings.

Hardcore? Yes we are.

It seems like like just about every freaking minute nowadays, we’re hearing about one porn star or another jumping the aisle to star in a mainstream project. Jenna Jameson did that Zombie Stripper thing. Sasha Grey is on that Jeremy Piven show, and she starred in some Soderbergh thing (she played Che Guevara in Solaris, I think?). Jill Kelly and Chasey Lain played the chicks hired to bang that kid in He Got Game. And now, finally, after years and years of hoping, waiting, dreaming and praying, Bobbi Starr is finally starring in an Albert Brooks movie.

Everyone loves a good party. Friends, libations, off-color humor...mix that with a dive bar in Canoga Park to celebrate Spock BUCKTON, Nate Liquor and Kristina Rose's birthday's and you got yourself one heck of a photo essay. We almost forgot to post these pics, what with all the big deal happening's around these parts, but then we seemed to recall a picture of Kristina Rose's ass on a dirty bar floor that sent us digging thru the image folders.

And lastly this week, we leave you with a trailer for our upcoming, POPPORN produced XXX feature, The Delinquents.

So, as we gear up the ol' promotional machine to let you know about our new porno, The Delinquents, we wanted to whet your appetite with some sweet production stills. I'm not really sure why we're using the term production stills...seems like it's a little high-brow for us. Instead, let's just agree to call them photos I took while people were doing things on set.

Well, after our whirlwind trip into the land of porn parody with Official Jersey Shore Parody (and our subsequent demolishing of the competition who called us, "liars") we're heading back out to Los Angeles on April 6th to begin production on our next movie called, The Delinquents. We're back making an original sex comedy and we're glad to be home. Of course, we'll be going on vacation again soon for our Official Hangover Parody but that's besides the point. Everyone needs a vacation...even us. What of it?

Hey suckaz...the always enchanting Peter Warren dropped this bitch-ass awesome vid into our inboxes earlier this week. We thought you may enjoy it. We can't say for sure if this is a one-off project, or an ongoing experiment in awesomeness. Only time will tell.

So, without further ado...

Scrogtails With Joanna Angel & Andy San Dimas

Welcome to Scrogtails, a new forum conceived and moderated by the illustrious Peter "Wetscrog Rex" Warren.

Andy San Dimas is a porn star. You may not have heard of her just yet, but you will. This lovely lady made her first appearance doing fuck in Dana Deamond's Role Modeling where Dana gave lovely young women who were interested in the sex trade the opportunity to experience it first hand. Since Andy's first appearance, she's become an internet sensation and has shot an upcoming sexcapade with non-other than Vivid-Alt's very own Eon McKai titled, On My Dirty Knees.