Over the weekend, we actually found ourselves looking at adult industry related news sites. Why? Probably because we were bored. Typically, once 5PM Friday rolls around, we forget all about the filth we cover and spend our weekends frolicking in greener pastures.

Something weird happened. Completely by accident, we ran into Alexis Texas a few weeks ago, and she was a lot hairier than we had expected. Not in a "big bush" kind of way, because we'd honestly find that pretty enticing (and she usually sports a bit of bush as it is, so fuck it), but more of a "bearded woman" kind of vibe. That is to say, she's sporting a full beard at the moment. Sort of goofy.

Anyway, we caught a new vid with the newly-hirsute Alexis. Enjoy, you fuckin' scumbags.

POPPORN's Man Vs. Pussy is nearing completion. The movie's in the final throes of post-production. The cover art's all ready to go. And hey, look at this, we got ourselves a trailer! As you may know, the premise of this film is fairly simple. One man. Five girls. 12 hours. With a few simple rules attached.

As we mentioned earlier this week, we're pretty excited to have partnered up with Lee Roy Myers to begin producing some new adult films in 2011. Shooting begins on our first collaboration, Pink Lips mid-February and we'll be sure to give you behind the scenes photos and updates as they happen. However, we wanted to make sure that we introduced you to our cast.

We're not really in the business of promoting things. Sure, we get tons of press releases from companies about this and that and we assume they send them to us because they are looking for us to promote whatever it is they are talking about in the press release they sent us but honestly, who has the time...or interest. God I love run-on sentences. Instead, we sort of choose to write about things that amuse us. Those things might be news related, comic related, lie related...one never can tell, but every once in awhile, we find ourselves actually writing about something that could fall in the category of promoting something other than ourselves. Who'd a thunk it?

Do you like great big, giant, enormous, ample, bulky, huge, hefty, hulking, mammoth, massive, tremendous, vast, whopping, super colossal ass? Welp, this weekend, Philadelphia might be the place you want to be as the Queen-Motherfucking-Bee of big booty hits Philly Gentlemen's Club, Club Risque to meet her fans and shake that oversized, heavyweight rump.

Well, folks...we're just about done with 2008. Not much left to do but booze up our bellies and hit the streets looking for somebody even more boozed-up than us who enjoys blowing scummy porno-blog contributors. But before we do that, we found a way to cram one more advice column from the undisputed king of ought-eight, Tom Byron.